Logic

Arvon · 10-29-2001, 09:08 PM

Logic

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should go to college to get ahead. They hop in a pickup and drive to the nearest college. While the second one waits out in the hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and finds a professor who advises him to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" asked the first redneck.

The professor replied, "Let me give you an example: Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do," grinned the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouts "AMAZIN!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (The redneck is catching on.)

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," says the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I cain't wait to take this here logic class."

The first redneck, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend is waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" The friend asked.

"Math, History, and Logic," replies the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his new friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya?

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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.
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Sazerac · 10-29-2001, 11:09 PM

LOL, Arvon! My MOTHER just told me that this past weekend!

I don't know whether I laughed more at the joke or that a 69-year-old lady was telling it!

Cheers,

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Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!!

Harkoliar · 10-30-2001, 04:10 AM

question:
whats a queer?? <------ bec i dont get it

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Prime2U · 10-30-2001, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harkoliar:
question:
whats a queer?? <------ bec i dont get it

A homosexual Harkoliar

Harkoliar · 10-31-2001, 07:57 AM

oh !! thanks

i get it now

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Link · 10-31-2001, 07:59 AM

LOLOLOL!

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Neb · 10-31-2001, 08:00 AM

ROFL! Arvon, when are you adding "The Jokelord of IW" to your sig?

Melusine · 10-31-2001, 08:00 AM

ROTFLMAO!!! Great joke, Arvon!

Where do you come up with all those jokes anyway?

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Redblueflare · 10-31-2001, 08:17 AM

Lol! That brightened up my day!

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10-31-2001, 10:07 AM

Another good joke! You should create a joke thread, Arvon.

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10-29-2001, 09:08 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Logic Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should go to college to get ahead. They hop in a pickup and drive to the nearest college. While the second one waits out in the hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and finds a professor who advises him to take Math, History, and Logic. "What's Logic?" asked the first redneck. The professor replied, "Let me give you an example: Do you own a weedeater?" "I sure do," grinned the redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good," the redneck responded in awe. The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house." Impressed, the redneck shouts "AMAZIN!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (The redneck is catching on.) "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," says the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I cain't wait to take this here logic class." The first redneck, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend is waiting. "So what classes are ya takin'?" The friend asked. "Math, History, and Logic," replies the first redneck. "What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his new friend. "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" "No," his friend replied. "You're queer, ain't ya? ------------------ Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale. [img]http://photos.msn.com/ImageServer/Image.aspx?Image=0h9xCkj4Yyo6VbTdcNrmhglJSkAWB6C9t TOROQgn3fkyYtQWT3Eo5!RPgsmdH04n21ZwArZk8VKBbX7q5c5 lh23jcuzjC4vocaQon2R*tBX0hngEwtOVHHj6OKZ0rh88XD71 vZnc3mLWF6Mw5RgJlGRrW4g0paUjrmYDwYo15UXRaQbSHBupT kwDp1sihKI5KQfFzBJxw!gXksOi7t3lD!ZTBlxa9qvi9gayw w9qx0D!4Zab7O9X9f8yCidhW!JhfKwTjmW9vKtQUaPtdZBAU6v MyvQ6O3gsKR11htpXuzFv!SOAoeeWWyhXiM5nk*x3EBn6RBuzi 80lKL1VXIMZ2dOvOZLQ[/img]

10-29-2001, 11:09 PM	#2
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	LOL, Arvon! My MOTHER just told me that this past weekend! I don't know whether I laughed more at the joke or that a 69-year-old lady was telling it! Cheers, ------------------ *Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!!*

10-30-2001, 04:10 AM	#3
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	question: whats a queer?? <------ bec i dont get it ------------------ Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

10-31-2001, 07:57 AM	#5
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	oh !! thanks i get it now ------------------ Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

10-31-2001, 07:59 AM	#6
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 40 Posts: 5,888	LOLOLOL! ------------------ Link Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings Member of Clan HADB Supreme Warrior of Myst Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

10-31-2001, 08:00 AM	#7
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	ROFL! Arvon, when are you adding "The Jokelord of IW" to your sig?

10-31-2001, 08:00 AM	#8
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 45 Posts: 6,541	ROTFLMAO!!! Great joke, Arvon! Where do you come up with all those jokes anyway? ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art

10-31-2001, 08:17 AM	#9
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 41 Posts: 2,151	Lol! That brightened up my day! ------------------ Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I just don't have to listen.

10-31-2001, 10:07 AM	#10
Byronas Guest Posts: n/a	Another good joke! You should create a joke thread, Arvon. ------------------ Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. Leader of Keldorn's Order

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