Logic


Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should go to college to get ahead. They hop in a pickup and drive to the nearest college. While the second one waits out in the hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and finds a professor who advises him to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" asked the first redneck.

The professor replied, "Let me give you an example: Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do," grinned the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouts "AMAZIN!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (The redneck is catching on.)

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," says the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I cain't wait to take this here logic class."

The first redneck, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend is waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" The friend asked.

"Math, History, and Logic," replies the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his new friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya?


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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.
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LOL, Arvon! My MOTHER just told me that this past weekend! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif I don't know whether I laughed more at the joke or that a 69-year-old lady was telling it! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Cheers,



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question:
whats a queer?? <------ bec i dont get it http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif

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oh !! thanks http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
i get it now http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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LOLOLOL! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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ROFL! Arvon, when are you adding "The Jokelord of IW" to your sig?

ROTFLMAO!!! Great joke, Arvon! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Where do you come up with all those jokes anyway?

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Lol! That brightened up my day!

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Another good joke! You should create a joke thread, Arvon.

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