calling in the debt - how much do you owe?

wellard · 04-09-2008, 09:49 PM

G'day

Wellard the debt collector here.

Good people of the United states as a representative of overseas big banks inc I have come to collect the debts each of you owe me.

So how much do you think you owe?

federal government debt of $9.2 Trillion = thats shocking ....but wait that's only just over $30,000 for every man, woman and child

The sum of all recognized debt of federal, state & local governments, international, private households, business and domestic financial sectors, including federal debt to trust funds. Total Debt in America is now $53 Trillion, or $175,154 per man, woman and child.

Please form an orderly queue and remember I will only accept cash repayment no cheques thank you ...

Bungleau · 04-09-2008, 10:10 PM

Such a clever fellow... assuming that it all is owed to you...

Once the grand total is divided by the number of people, governments, and corporations in the world, your share comes out to the dregs in a day-old cup of coffee. You can collect in the kitchen in the morning... if you're man enough

Firestormalpha · 04-09-2008, 10:30 PM

For the record I am in no way shape or form in debt. If my government owes you money, that's their problem... until they raise taxes, then it becomes my problem.

wellard · 04-09-2008, 10:33 PM

Bah! it's all mine I tell ya :finger:

pay up or I will set Choc on you

Kakero · 04-09-2008, 10:55 PM

You ain't getting a cent. Sue if you dare!

wellard · 04-09-2008, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kakero

You ain't getting a cent. Sue if you dare!

Don't call me Sue ... my name is Wellard :fight:

Firestormalpha · 04-09-2008, 11:15 PM

by all means send choc. I needed a new set of violin strings.

Kakero · 04-09-2008, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wellard

Don't call me Sue ... my name is Wellard :fight:

Oh, I'm sueee sueeerrryyy.

T-D-C · 04-10-2008, 07:08 PM

Come on Wellard I have seen the boys down at Oxford Street calling you Sue on a Saturday night HEHEHEHE

VulcanRider · 04-10-2008, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wellard

Good people of the United states as a representative of overseas big banks inc I have come to collect the debts each of you owe me.

...Total Debt in America is now $53 Trillion, or $175,154 per man, woman and child.

Please form an orderly queue and remember I will only accept cash repayment no cheques thank you ...

No problem. I just got an email from my banker, "FADER DANIEL THE DIRECTOR OF OCEANIC BANK PLC LAGOS BRANCH". He's sending me $20 million. I gave him your email addy & told him to just forward your cut...

04-09-2008, 09:49 PM	#1
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	calling in the debt - how much do you owe? G'day Wellard the debt collector here. Good people of the United states as a representative of overseas big banks inc I have come to collect the debts each of you owe me. So how much do you think you owe? federal government debt of $9.2 Trillion = thats shocking ....but wait that's only just over $30,000 for every man, woman and child The sum of all recognized debt of federal, state & local governments, international, private households, business and domestic financial sectors, including federal debt to trust funds. Total Debt in America is now $53 Trillion, or $175,154 per man, woman and child. Please form an orderly queue and remember I will only accept cash repayment no cheques thank you ... __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

04-09-2008, 10:10 PM	#2
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Re: calling in the debt - how much do you owe? Such a clever fellow... assuming that it all is owed to you... Once the grand total is divided by the number of people, governments, and corporations in the world, your share comes out to the dregs in a day-old cup of coffee. You can collect in the kitchen in the morning... if you're man enough __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

04-09-2008, 10:30 PM	#3
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 40 Posts: 4,454	Re: calling in the debt - how much do you owe? For the record I am in no way shape or form in debt. If my government owes you money, that's their problem... until they raise taxes, then it becomes my problem. __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

04-09-2008, 10:33 PM	#4
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	Re: calling in the debt - how much do you owe? Bah! it's all mine I tell ya :finger: pay up or I will set Choc on you __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

04-09-2008, 10:55 PM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Re: calling in the debt - how much do you owe? You ain't getting a cent. Sue if you dare!

04-09-2008, 11:15 PM	#7
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 40 Posts: 4,454	Re: calling in the debt - how much do you owe? by all means send choc. I needed a new set of violin strings. __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

04-10-2008, 07:08 PM	#9
T-D-C Ironworks Moderator Join Date: October 26, 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 43 Posts: 4,415	Re: calling in the debt - how much do you owe? Come on Wellard I have seen the boys down at Oxford Street calling you Sue on a Saturday night HEHEHEHE __________________

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