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40th Level Warrior
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so how big is your christmastree ?
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Xanathar Thieves Guild
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Mine's 24, so I guess you can't win, no matter what...
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So this guy goes to see a doctor and says in an embarrased tone, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," the man said, looks around and proceeded to drop his trousers. The doctor looks at him and sees that his christmas tree is the tiniest he's ever seen. Barely an inch long. Unable to control himself he starts laughing. "And there is nothing to laugh at" says the patient in tears. "My christmas tree's been swollen like that for two weeks."
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Elminster
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over 6 foot. although it is a bit tall, as the top part of having to bend over cause it is touching the roof, so it might get a trim.
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Mine is fake, teehee..
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
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Here's a pic of mine:
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Oh! nice tree LadyZ. I see you still have that same fantabulous hack and slash sig.
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Jack Burton
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I have 2!! and a half!
Reminds me of the man with 5 penises (can't imagine why). His pants fit like a glove!
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