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Old 12-14-2006, 03:40 PM   #1
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so how big is your christmastree ?
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Old 12-14-2006, 04:01 PM   #2
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Mine's 24, so I guess you can't win, no matter what...
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Old 12-14-2006, 05:19 PM   #3
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So this guy goes to see a doctor and says in an embarrased tone, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," the man said, looks around and proceeded to drop his trousers. The doctor looks at him and sees that his christmas tree is the tiniest he's ever seen. Barely an inch long. Unable to control himself he starts laughing.

"And there is nothing to laugh at" says the patient in tears. "My christmas tree's been swollen like that for two weeks."
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Old 12-14-2006, 07:41 PM   #4
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over 6 foot. although it is a bit tall, as the top part of having to bend over cause it is touching the roof, so it might get a trim.
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Old 12-14-2006, 08:34 PM   #5
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Mine is fake, teehee..
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Old 12-14-2006, 08:47 PM   #6
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Mine is fake, teehee..
Mine too! Its what the wife wanted.

I prefer real ones myself...
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Old 12-14-2006, 08:48 PM   #7
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Here's a pic of mine:

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Old 12-14-2006, 09:06 PM   #8
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Oh! nice tree LadyZ. I see you still have that same fantabulous hack and slash sig.
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Old 12-14-2006, 09:07 PM   #9
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I have 2!! and a half!

Reminds me of the man with 5 penises (can't imagine why). His pants fit like a glove!
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Old 12-15-2006, 05:57 AM   #10
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Mine is fake, teehee..
:whistle:
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