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12-12-2006, 06:24 PM
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes turned to him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral............I'm a gynecologist." That's when the proctologist fainted.
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12-13-2006, 07:14 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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very mature.
 just kidding, it was pretty funny. I had to look up what a proctologist was though [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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12-13-2006, 10:11 PM
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Hahaha!
 That was the best joke ever. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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12-13-2006, 10:16 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
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Hahaha good one, but ah Lord, did u really not know what an ass doctor is?
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12-14-2006, 04:04 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Quote:
). So...no.
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12-14-2006, 05:24 PM
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Ra
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Haha, hilarious :'D
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