Find the headline

Bungleau · 09-07-2006, 08:41 AM

Gotta post this story:

Quote:

Cops: Chicken dies, wife shoots husband

Wed Sep 6, 10:54 PM ET

CHESHIRE, Ore. - A woman shot her husband in the back after he killed her pet chicken, the Lane County sheriff's deputies said. Deputies said they were sure that Mary Gray, 58, intended to shoot her husband, Stephen Gray, 43. They weren't certain if the husband meant to fire at the chicken.

"We don't know if it was an accident or if it was on purpose," Sgt. Clint Riley said. "It depends who you ask."

Riley said the couple had been drinking for much of Monday while they did yard work at their rented home in the town northwest of Eugene, and they began arguing after Stephen Gray shot the chicken with a .44-caliber handgun.

Deputies said he was then hit with a shot from a .22-caliber rifle, and is recovering. Mary Gray was arraigned Tuesday on an assault charge.

I just don't know where to go with this one... drinking and yardwork don't mix? Keep your hands off my chicken? My chicken or my life?

What do you think the headline should be?

Luvian · 09-07-2006, 10:39 AM

Meat is murder.

SpiritWarrior · 09-07-2006, 11:29 AM

Marriage is risky?

Harkoliar · 09-07-2006, 12:10 PM

All should fear a woman scorned..

Ivelliis · 09-07-2006, 01:12 PM

People with armed wives shouldn't shoot chickens?

Kakero · 09-07-2006, 06:36 PM

Man meet woman, man shoot chicken, woman shoot man.

Sir Krustin · 09-09-2006, 03:57 PM

Your chicken or my life.

09-07-2006, 10:39 AM	#2
Luvian Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 43 Posts: 6,763	Meat is murder. __________________ Once upon a time in Canada...

09-07-2006, 11:29 AM	#3
SpiritWarrior Jack Burton Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Ireland Posts: 5,854	Marriage is risky? __________________ Still I feel like a child when I look at the moon, maybe I grew up a little too soon...

09-07-2006, 12:10 PM	#4
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	All should fear a woman scorned.. __________________ Catch me if you can..

09-07-2006, 01:12 PM	#5
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 34 Posts: 2,561	People with armed wives shouldn't shoot chickens? __________________

09-09-2006, 03:57 PM	#7
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 60 Posts: 1,394	Your chicken or my life. __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

09-07-2006, 06:36 PM	#6
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Man meet woman, man shoot chicken, woman shoot man.

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