The Frizzle (soso)

Arvon · 08-04-2006, 07:14 PM

Two men walk into a bar. One sits at one end of the bar and the other at the opposite end. The bartender asks the first man what he wants.

"I'll have a Frizzle...that's a beer with a splash of tonic, a splash of orange juice, a squeeze of lemon, no lime."

Then the man at the other end of the bar orders. "Make mine a Frizzle.It's a beer with just a bit of tonic, a bit of orange juice, a squeeze of lemon, but no lime."

The astonished bartender makes the drinks. Then he asks the first man what he does for a living.

"I am a theoretical mathematician at the university."

Then he asks the other man what he does.

"Theoretical mathematician at the college."

"This is remarkable," says the bartender. "You both order a drink that I've never heard of. You have the identical profession and you both walk into my bar on the same day at the same time. What are the odds on something like that happening?"

Both men look up and answer in unison, "Twelve trillion, nine hunderd, and eighty-seven billion to one."

Bungleau · 08-05-2006, 12:38 AM

LOL! I know people like that... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Bithron · 08-05-2006, 04:53 AM

Wanna bet that they went out on a date later? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

robertthebard · 08-05-2006, 12:09 PM

...what's the odds?

Ivelliis · 08-05-2006, 07:03 PM

...about 19/3

08-04-2006, 07:14 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Two men walk into a bar. One sits at one end of the bar and the other at the opposite end. The bartender asks the first man what he wants. "I'll have a Frizzle...that's a beer with a splash of tonic, a splash of orange juice, a squeeze of lemon, no lime." Then the man at the other end of the bar orders. "Make mine a Frizzle.It's a beer with just a bit of tonic, a bit of orange juice, a squeeze of lemon, but no lime." The astonished bartender makes the drinks. Then he asks the first man what he does for a living. "I am a theoretical mathematician at the university." Then he asks the other man what he does. "Theoretical mathematician at the college." "This is remarkable," says the bartender. "You both order a drink that I've never heard of. You have the identical profession and you both walk into my bar on the same day at the same time. What are the odds on something like that happening?" Both men look up and answer in unison, "Twelve trillion, nine hunderd, and eighty-seven billion to one." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

08-05-2006, 12:38 AM	#2
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	LOL! I know people like that... [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

08-05-2006, 04:53 AM	#3
Bithron Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 2, 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 789	Wanna bet that they went out on a date later? [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Let it not be said that it was done out of pride

08-05-2006, 12:09 PM	#4
robertthebard Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: Wichita, KS USA Age: 62 Posts: 4,537	...what's the odds? __________________ To those we have lost; May your spirits fly free. Interesting read, one of my blogs.

08-05-2006, 07:03 PM	#5
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 35 Posts: 2,561	...about 19/3 __________________

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