Better a wolf in the kitchen than a golem in the fridge?

[WOLFGIR]

Well mostly to guys, i thought when trying to phrase this one up, but then i remebered alot of female friends that are as off in kitchens and laundry rooms as i am

So, just a question to you all out there: (or couple of questions, haven´t decided yet )

1. Do you think that people that aren´t any good in the kitchens are fools, mums little boy or just spoiled? Or do you think that some just don´t belong in a kitchen??

2. To almost burn up your underwear while drying them in a new machine you found in the laundry room is:
a: Stupid
b: Fire departments worst enemy
c: I don´t touch this one with a 30´pole-
d: Stay away from electricity!
e: Why did you leave mommy dear??
f: everybody makes misstakes!
g: Yeah, well you should see me do a doublekick, spinning back fist combo on my new Nintendo you laundry freah! (OKI edited)

3. After a good days working around at home, vacuumng, laundry doen (well done hehe) a beer is a good reward, a coffe will do, or hey I do that everyday!

4. Not doing anything is not lazyness, it´s just a silent protest of that their are to few housedmaids house er male variations.. (equal society here you know!)

5. Workers that ewakes you up with noices everyday and don´t accomplish anything are:
a: just your secret agents checking out the neighbours
b: just some workers doing what they are told to!
c: some guys just having this thing for noicy machimes and no other place to be!
d: The devils handyman, doing their stuff to make people start each motrning with a curse!


OKI, I think i have gotten something in there hehe!

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Yawning lazywolf dreaming about nice little fairies...zzzzz

[This message has been edited by WOLFGIR (edited 06-19-2001).]

1) Spoiled - too used to having someone else do things for them. Cooking on its own, however, some people are better than others, so bad cooking isn't necessarily a sign of being spoiled
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2) is it even possible? If so, STAY AWAY from kitcen hardware - YOU ARE A MENACE!!!
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3) I prefer ice cream. Dont drink beer at home
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4) Not necessarily lazy. Everyone needs a rest at times
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5. Workers that ewakes you up with noices everyday and don´t accomplish anything are:
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e) Buttholes who get up early and love pissing people off by making unnecessary noise
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[This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 06-19-2001).]

[Reeka]

1. Do you think that people that aren´t any good in the kitchens are fools, mums little boy or just spoiled? Or do you think that some just
don´t belong in a kitchen??

WELL, HARD FOR ME TO SAY, BECAUSE I DO NOT COOK. AND THE WORLD IS GRATEFUL FOR THAT


2. To almost burn up your underwear while drying them in a new machine you found in the laundry room is:
a: Stupid
b: Fire departments worst enemy
c: I don´t touch this one with a 30´pole-
d: Stay away from electricity!
e: Why did you leave mommy dear??
f: everybody makes misstakes!
g: Yeah, well you should see me do a doublekick, spinning back fist comboon my new Nintendo you laundry freah! (OKI edited)
WOLFIE, THIS IS A HARD TEST. UH, E? I DON'T TO LAUNDRY EITHER


3. After a good days working around at home, vacuumng, laundry doen
(well done hehe) a beer is a good reward, a coffe will do, or hey I do that everyday!
UH, WELL, I DON'T WORK AROUND THE HOUSE BUT I AM ALWAY UP TO COFFEE OR SINCE I DON'T DRINK BEER, A GLAS OF WINE

4. Not doing anything is not lazyness, it´s just a silent protest of that their are to few housedmaids house er male variations.. (equal society
here you know!)
I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OF THESE.

5. Workers that ewakes you up with noices everyday and don´t
accomplish anything are:
a: just your secret agents checking out the neighbours
b: just some workers doing what they are told to!
c: some guys just having this thing for noicy machimes and no other place
to be!
d: The devils handyman, doing their stuff to make people start each
motrning with a curse!
A


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[bilqis]

1. Do you think that people that aren´t any good in the kitchens are fools, mums little boy or just spoiled? Or do you think that some just don´t belong in a kitchen??
NO ONE "belongs" in a kitchen. That's what God made fast-food chains and restaurants for!

2. To almost burn up your underwear while drying them in a new machine you found in the laundry room is:
f: everybody makes mistakes!


3. After a good days working around at home, vacuuming, laundry done a beer is a good reward, a coffee will do, or hey I do that everyday!
As I never do any of that anymore, being tied to the computer as I am, I guess I get no reward eh?

4. Not doing anything is not lazyness, it´s just a silent protest of that their are to few housedmaids house er male variations.. (equal society here you know!)
errrrr... YEAH! That's it! Most definitely.

5. Workers that awaken you with noises everyday and don´t accomplish anything are:
a: just your secret agents checking out the neighbours





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[This message has been edited by bilqis (edited 06-19-2001).]

[Fljotsdale]

1. Do you think that people that aren´t any good in the kitchens are fools, mums little boy or just spoiled? Or do you think that some just don´t belong in a kitchen??

1.None of the above. Anyone can fix food and clean up if they are a) hungry enough to eat, and b)prefer not to get bellyache

2. a: Stupid - is closest but not in the gold: s/he needs to read the Manual!

3. Don't know - don't do any of that if I can avoid it.

4. YES!

5 b: just some workers doing what they are told to!



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[WOLFGIR]

Hehe! Sofar I have found out this about persons..

Most women are spoiled here, and the maen do the work even if we aren´t qualified.. (OK this is a very not serious post ok..)

2. My english is bad ok.. and since the change... I´m depressed...

3. Too few of you drink beeer!

4. You got weird neighbours!!


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Yawning lazywolf dreaming about nice little fairies...zzzzz

[Moridin]

1. Do you think that people that aren´t any good in the kitchens are fools, mums little boy or just spoiled? Or do you think that some just don´t belong in a kitchen?? I LOVE to cook. If I could have a 2000 sq.ft. house and 1950 sq.ft. of it was kitchen I would be the happiest person alive. Anybody that doesn't cook is a weinie in my book

2. To almost burn up your underwear while drying them in a new machine you found in the laundry room is:
e: Why did you leave mommy dear??

3. After a good days working around at home, vacuumng, laundry doen (well done hehe) a beer is a good reward, a coffe will do, or hey I do that everyday!
I do this everyday and then have a coffee!

4. Not doing anything is not lazyness, it´s just a silent protest of that their are to few housedmaids house er male variations.. (equal society here you know!)
If you don't do anything you are dead!

5. Workers that ewakes you up with noices everyday and don´t accomplish anything are:
d: The devils handyman, doing their stuff to make people start each motrning with a curse!



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[Wah]

1. Do you think that people that aren´t any good in the kitchens are fools, mums little boy or just spoiled? Or do you think that some just don´t belong in a kitchen??
I burnt my food to a crisp, "merci beaucoup" to Ironworks of course, Not careless, not stupid - just forgetful. I try so hard to be a good cook, so it's not laziness. I can't even fry an egg properly

2. To almost burn up your underwear while drying them in a new machine you found in the laundry room is:
Careless of course! What do you expect from a teenager? I'm only 16 and I've got a whole lifetime ahead of me to learnt how to do it!
3. After a good days working around at home, vacuumng, laundry doen (well done hehe) a beer is a good reward, a coffe will do, or hey I do that everyday!
Nothing less than a soothing hour on the couch - a mug of vegetable soup and perhaps a good programme on the telly (NOT Anne Robinson!)

4. Not doing anything is not lazyness, it´s just a silent protest of that their are to few housedmaids house er male variations.. (equal society here you know!)
Yep, slouching all day is a crime over here. I hate lazy slobs who can't even lift their own backside off the couch. And yes - I tend to avoid work if I don't have to do it - but that's VERY occasional. (oh well)

5. Workers that ewakes you up with noices everyday and don´t accomplish anything are:
a: just your secret agents checking out the neighbours
b: just some workers doing what they are told to!
c: some guys just having this thing for noicy machimes and no other place to be!
d: The devils handyman, doing their stuff to make people start each motrning with a curse!
That would be my demi-liches. They often mow the lawn with their psychic powers, whilst I make the tea.

OKI, I think i have gotten something in there hehe!

You are a wonderful wolfie, here boy! Here boy! Let's play some frisbee!

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[WOLFGIR]

Originally posted by Wah: You are a wonderful wolfie, here boy! Here boy! Let's play some frisbee!

Frisbee?! Love frisbee!! Hehe ome on you lazy lich! Hehe!

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Yawning lazywolf dreaming about nice little fairies...zzzzz

[WOLFGIR]

Come on people!! Are you all that good in the kitchen/household.. geez, i´m feeling pretty stupid soon.. Hmm, I hope Wah wants to play more frisbee!

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