Woman applying makeup whilst driving, says she had a "blonde momment"

[Hivetyrant]

Oh god

A woman fined for applying her make-up with both hands while driving has defended her actions, saying she was having "a blonde moment". Donna Marie Maddock, 22, said she simply wanted to look her best for a date. She told The Sun: "It is what I would call one of my blonde moments. I am so blonde it is untrue when it comes to things like that. "I must have looked like Penelope Pitstop driving along slapping the make-up on, but it's something all women do - I can't see what the fuss is about." Maddock said she had decided it was "glam time" when she hit a quiet section of road on the 90-minute drive to her lover's house. She was fined £200 for the offence on the A499 in north Wales - said to be one of the most dangerous roads in Britain. Maddock used part of her left arm to steer the car and her left hand to hold her make-up pot, while with her right hand she applied eye-shadow without using a mirror. She added: "All my friends think it's hilarious and have admitted to me they have done exactly the same. They've just never been caught." Maddock, who appeared in a Burberry bikini in the Chav Babes calendar, has been blasted for her actions. A spokesman for North Wales Police said: "A car is a dangerous lump of metal in the wrong hands. You need to be in control at all times and Miss Maddock's actions beggar belief." Maddock will not be driving for a while, however. Last week she was banned for 20 months for drink driving.

Ha! why am I not suprised at this:

Maddock will not be driving for a while, however. Last week she was banned for 20 months for drink driving.

[robertthebard]

What drink was she driving? ...and was she trying to apply her makeup then too?

[Sir ReGiN]

Originally posted by robertthebard: What drink was she driving? ...and was she trying to apply her makeup then too?

Lol
Good story though, blond moment...I'm definetly gonna use that one, I'll have to dye my hair though...

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Well, she just set the movement back 50 years.

[Timber Loftis]

Blonde hair is no different than brunette -- both look like a red mop with bone chips in them when they're splatted against the pavement.

[shadowhound]

Thanks for that wonderful image as I scoff down my breakfast Timber [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[TheCrimsomBlade]

Hivetyrant seem to of had a Blond moment too!!

DRINK Driving??? Shouldn't that be Drunk Driving??

Or was it the originator of the artical that
wrote the Drink rather than Drunk Driving?

[TheCrimsomBlade]

Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar: Well, she just set the movement back 50 years.

Actually she just proved that if you take the Brain of a blond
(Male of female) and you multiply it's size by 10,000 then cram
it in the ass of an ant, it would rattle like a B-B in a Railroad
trains Box car.

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Originally posted by TheCrimsomBlade: quote: Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar: Well, she just set the movement back 50 years.

Actually she just proved that if you take the Brain of a blond
(Male of female) and you multiply it's size by 10,000 then cram
it in the ass of an ant, it would rattle like a B-B in a Railroad
trains Box car. [/QUOTE]"Train's". Not "trains". And "boxcar" is one word, not two, and it's not a proper noun (nor is brain). Thanks.

Normally, I let comments slide. If they're funny.

[Hivetyrant]

Originally posted by TheCrimsomBlade: Or was it the originator of the artical that wrote the Drink rather than Drunk Driving?

C'mon Crimson, do I REALLY have to teach you how to click a link in someone's post? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Originally posted by TheCrimsomBlade: Hivetyrant seem to of had a Blond moment too!! DRINK Driving??? Shouldn't that be Drunk Driving??

I hear the term "drink driving" all the time, it might be an Aussie thing though.

[ 03-14-2006, 04:39 AM: Message edited by: Hivetyrant ]