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Jack Burton
 Join Date: July 19, 2003
Location: an expat living in France
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Received in my email about having to live life from the start to the beginning. Translated from hungarian by me.
The worst thing in life is the end. A hard thing. It takes a lot of time, and what do you get at the end? You die. Would this be the reward? Death is a bonus, or what? You should die first, get it done with. Then would come the home for old people. Then when you are young enough, they kick you out. You get a golden watch. You go to work. You work fourty years until you are young enough to retire and enjoy life. You party, drink, try drugs. In the meantime you get ready for school - university, secondary school and finally primary school. Then you'll be a small kid, and play as much as you want. There would be no weight on your shoulders at all. Then you go into a warm place, where you spend your last nine months floating, and get well rested. Then you leave the world in a huge, ecstatic orgasm. [ 09-18-2005, 12:32 PM: Message edited by: dplax ]
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09-18-2005, 12:36 PM
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Lord Soth
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I think that was a George Carlin routine.
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09-18-2005, 03:54 PM
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40th Level Warrior
  Join Date: April 15, 2002
Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
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Where do i sign ?
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09-18-2005, 05:46 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: February 21, 2005
Location: Candlekeep
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Hahaha, I approve!
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09-19-2005, 05:21 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: October 31, 2002
Location: Western Australia
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Better Than Life?
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