PMS in the Bible

Arvon · 05-09-2005, 07:13 AM

PMS in the Bible

The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that everything that mankind had experienced or would ever experience was discussed or mentioned in the Bible.

After the sermon, he was shaking hands with the congregation as they filed out of the church. A woman came up to the minister and said, "Preacher, I heard your message today and I really believe that what you said is true. However in my readings of the Scripture, I have never seen any mention of PMS."

The minister scratched his head, thought for a moment and said, "Well sister, just off the top of my head I cannot think of a passage but I'm sure that it exists. See me after next week's service and I will give you an answer."

The next Sunday as the preacher was again shaking the hands of the leaving congregation the woman again came up to him and asked if he had in fact gotten her an answer.

The preacher said, "Yes my dear, that passage does in fact exist." She said, "Well please tell me where PMS is mentioned in the Bible. I've read it many, many times and I have never seen it mentioned at all."

Preacher says, "Its right in the book of Matthew."

She said, "No way, I've read that several times and its not mentioned at all!"

He said, "It certaintly is, if you remember in the Christmas story, it states very specifically - that Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem!

Jorath Calar · 05-09-2005, 07:20 AM

Hmmm, guess I have had an religious experience then...

[img]smile.gif[/img]

RevRuby · 05-09-2005, 08:46 AM

unfortunately that has nothing to do with pms since pms is associatiated with menstruation and she was pregnant at the time, she was not menstruating. it is true she was probably hormonal, but different hormones completely. if you like you may pm nathan for details on the differences of pregnancy and pms hormones.

still kinda funny.

Arvon · 05-09-2005, 09:10 AM

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Originally posted by RevRuby:
unfortunately that has nothing to do with pms since pms is associatiated with menstruation and she was pregnant at the time, she was not menstruating. it is true she was probably hormonal, but different hormones completely. if you like you may pm nathan for details on the differences of pregnancy and pms hormones.

still kinda funny.

Hey! ease up it was just a joke.

RevRuby · 05-09-2005, 12:25 PM

i know, but let me be picky, after having a dr practically promise an early induction my due date is tomorrow and i don't even have another dr's visit til wednesday. i'm picky and hormonal.

Bahamut · 05-09-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by RevRuby:
i know, but let me be picky, after having a dr practically promise an early induction my due date is tomorrow and i don't even have another dr's visit til wednesday. i'm picky and hormonal.

hehehe good point.

To make a long story short, it's not PMS... it's something else.

Gangrell · 05-09-2005, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Bahamut:

quote:
Originally posted by RevRuby:
i know, but let me be picky, after having a dr practically promise an early induction my due date is tomorrow and i don't even have another dr's visit til wednesday. i'm picky and hormonal.

hehehe good point.

To make a long story short, it's not PMS... it's something else. [/QUOTE]*drum roll* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Harkoliar · 05-09-2005, 07:04 PM

nice one..

[img]smile.gif[/img] and its pms(ex) if people out there mistook it for womens monthly cycle.

05-09-2005, 07:13 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	PMS in the Bible The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that everything that mankind had experienced or would ever experience was discussed or mentioned in the Bible. After the sermon, he was shaking hands with the congregation as they filed out of the church. A woman came up to the minister and said, "Preacher, I heard your message today and I really believe that what you said is true. However in my readings of the Scripture, I have never seen any mention of PMS." The minister scratched his head, thought for a moment and said, "Well sister, just off the top of my head I cannot think of a passage but I'm sure that it exists. See me after next week's service and I will give you an answer." The next Sunday as the preacher was again shaking the hands of the leaving congregation the woman again came up to him and asked if he had in fact gotten her an answer. The preacher said, "Yes my dear, that passage does in fact exist." She said, "Well please tell me where PMS is mentioned in the Bible. I've read it many, many times and I have never seen it mentioned at all." Preacher says, "Its right in the book of Matthew." She said, "No way, I've read that several times and its not mentioned at all!" He said, "It certaintly is, if you remember in the Christmas story, it states very specifically - that Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem! __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

05-09-2005, 08:46 AM	#3
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 45 Posts: 1,720	unfortunately that has nothing to do with pms since pms is associatiated with menstruation and she was pregnant at the time, she was not menstruating. it is true she was probably hormonal, but different hormones completely. if you like you may pm nathan for details on the differences of pregnancy and pms hormones. still kinda funny. __________________ peek-a-boo

05-09-2005, 12:25 PM	#5
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 45 Posts: 1,720	i know, but let me be picky, after having a dr practically promise an early induction my due date is tomorrow and i don't even have another dr's visit til wednesday. i'm picky and hormonal. __________________ peek-a-boo

05-09-2005, 07:04 PM	#8
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	nice one.. [img]smile.gif[/img] and its pms(ex) if people out there mistook it for womens monthly cycle. __________________ Catch me if you can..

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