Man with two penises loses wife

krunchyfrogg · 03-13-2005, 11:46 PM

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Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.

armageddon272 · 03-14-2005, 01:33 AM

Who knows what was going thorugh that woman's mind whne she was packing [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

Harkoliar · 03-14-2005, 02:13 AM

man.. a woman who wants double the pleasure may ask him out

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Jorath Calar · 03-14-2005, 03:16 AM

Germans... never happy with what they got...

lost prophet · 03-14-2005, 03:32 AM

lol ungrateful woman. I think it would be great, you'd have a extra 50% chance of survivng dogbites and poles wouldnt you??

johnny · 03-14-2005, 04:30 AM

Why don't i believe this story ?

Brayf · 03-14-2005, 05:50 AM

I have a question... Do the two organs get stimulated separately, or are they synchronated?

armageddon272 · 03-14-2005, 06:02 AM

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Originally posted by Brayf:
I have a question... Do the two organs get stimulated separately, or are they synchronated?

Do you realize you set yourself up for an easy tasteless joke? Well, do you?! Grr, if it weren't for Mods that joke I was going to make would have been prime [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]

[ 03-14-2005, 06:04 AM: Message edited by: armageddon272 ]

Brayf · 03-14-2005, 06:44 AM

I don't get it, and I'm also quite proud that I don't get it. I think it probably says something positive for me as a human being.

Kakero · 03-14-2005, 07:00 AM

I don't quite believe the story myself.

03-14-2005, 02:13 AM	#3
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	man.. a woman who wants double the pleasure may ask him out . __________________ Catch me if you can..

03-14-2005, 03:32 AM	#5
lost prophet Drow Warrior Join Date: October 23, 2004 Location: Perth, Western Australia, Australia Age: 34 Posts: 297	lol ungrateful woman. I think it would be great, you'd have a extra 50% chance of survivng dogbites and poles wouldnt you?? __________________ I have a dream, we all have dreams.

03-14-2005, 04:30 AM	#6
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Why don't i believe this story ? __________________

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armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 34 Posts: 1,163	Who knows what was going thorugh that woman's mind whne she was packing [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

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Brayf Zhentarim Guard Join Date: February 21, 2005 Location: Candlekeep Age: 38 Posts: 372	I have a question... Do the two organs get stimulated separately, or are they synchronated?

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Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I don't quite believe the story myself.

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