Some new.. but others are oldies but goodies :)

Harkoliar · 01-21-2005, 08:36 AM

got this from my email. its been awhile since i posted this kind of stuff.. cuz no one has forwarded me anymore of these jokes hehe

>>> > > TEACHER : Why are you late?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What sign?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
>>>
>>> > Slow."
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math
>>>
>>> > sums on the floor?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using
>>>
>>> > tables!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, how! do you spell "crocodile"?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how
>>>
>>> > I spell it!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What are you talking about?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North
>>>
>>> > America.
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Here it is!
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered
>>>
>>>! > America?
>>>
>>> > > CLASS : Balgobin!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we
>>>
>>> > have today that we
>>>
>>> > > didn't have ten years ago.
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Me!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so
>>>
>>> > dirty?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
>>>
>>> > than you are.
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
>>>
>>> > > FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by
>>>
>>> > biting insects?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
>>>
>>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting
>>>
>>> > with "I".
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : I is...
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of
>>>
>>> > the alphabet."
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > ! > TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of
>>>
>>> > COINCIDENCE?"
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
>>>
>>> > on the same day, same
>>>
>>> > > time."
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down
>>>
>>> > his father's Cherry
>>>
>>> > > tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
>>>
>>> > why his father didn't
>>>
>>> > > punish him?"
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in
>>>
>>> > his hand?"
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
>>>
>>> > > FA! THER : No. Why do you ask that?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy
>>>
>>> > then?
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > > ***** TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you
>>>
>>> > are wearing, one is green
>>>
>>> > and
>>>
>>> > > one is blue with red spots!
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got
>>>
>>> > another pair just like that
>>>
>>> > > at home.
>>>
>>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
>>>
>>> > donkey and stopped
>>>
>>> > > him, what virtue would I be showing?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you
>>>
>>> > say prayers before
>>>
>>> > > eating?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
>>>
>>> > good cook.
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog"
>>>
>>> > is exactly the same as
>>>
>>> > > your brother's. Did you copy his?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
>>>
>>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on
>>>
>>> > talking when people are
>>>
>>> > > no longer interested?

>>> > > BALGOBIN : A teacher

----------------------

two of them cracks me up.. they are in bold text

Bahamut · 01-21-2005, 09:21 AM

I love it! I find it hilarious... oh no.

01-21-2005, 01:46 PM

heard them all, i tihnk i got that forwarded to me few months back XD,

pretty funny to read them once again tho XD

Dron_Cah · 01-21-2005, 02:37 PM

Great! Was the "mummy" one just a play on the word "mommy?"

Stormymystic · 01-21-2005, 02:44 PM

in England and a few other countries, they say mummy instead of mommy, or mum instead of mom.
those were pretty funny, reminds me of when I was in school

[ 01-21-2005, 02:44 PM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]

Zuvio · 01-21-2005, 06:07 PM

SOrry to but into this thread, the jokes really cracked me up

But the one about mummy made me think about another thread that had a lot of those word jokes in it. YOu know, when you say something, you mean one thing, but it can mean a whole different something! Anyone remember that thread and can you post the link here? Like this one: in a poolhouse(meaning biljarts), you have a lot of cues. (meaning cue-stick)

RoSs_bg2_rox · 01-21-2005, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harkoliar:
got this from my email. its been awhile since i posted this kind of stuff.. cuz no one has forwarded me anymore of these jokes hehe

>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What are you talking about?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
>>>
>>> > >

If only you had posted this one a month ago. Then I might have figured out that puzzle

Beaumanoir · 01-23-2005, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dron_Cah:
Great! Was the "mummy" one just a play on the word "mommy?"

If this wasn't such a friendly place I might've snapped at a comment like that.

Sir Goulum · 01-23-2005, 07:32 PM

I quite enjoyed the last one. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 01-23-2005, 07:51 PM

Please... No more... Make it stop... Make it all stop.

01-21-2005, 08:36 AM	#1
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	got this from my email. its been awhile since i posted this kind of stuff.. cuz no one has forwarded me anymore of these jokes hehe >>> > > TEACHER : Why are you late? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Because of the sign. >>> >>> > > TEACHER : What sign? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go >>> >>> > Slow." >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math >>> >>> > sums on the floor? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using >>> >>> > tables! >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, how! do you spell "crocodile"? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" >>> >>> > > TEACHER : No, that's wrong >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how >>> >>> > I spell it! >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!! >>> >>> > > TEACHER : What are you talking about? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O! >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North >>> >>> > America. >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Here it is! >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered >>> >>>! > America? >>> >>> > > CLASS : Balgobin! >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we >>> >>> > have today that we >>> >>> > > didn't have ten years ago. >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Me! >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so >>> >>> > dirty? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground >>> >>> > than you are. >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark? >>> >>> > > FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write? >>> >>> > >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card. >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by >>> >>> > biting insects? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Don't bite any. >>> >>> > > --------------------*----* >>> >>> > >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting >>> >>> > with "I". >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : I is... >>> >>> > > TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am." >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of >>> >>> > the alphabet." >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ! > TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of >>> >>> > COINCIDENCE?" >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married >>> >>> > on the same day, same >>> >>> > > time." >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down >>> >>> > his father's Cherry >>> >>> > > tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know >>> >>> > why his father didn't >>> >>> > > punish him?" >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in >>> >>> > his hand?" >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? >>> >>> > > FA! THER : No. Why do you ask that? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy >>> >>> > then? >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > ***** TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you >>> >>> > are wearing, one is green >>> >>> > and >>> >>> > > one is blue with red spots! >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got >>> >>> > another pair just like that >>> >>> > > at home. >>> >>> > > ------------------------* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a >>> >>> > donkey and stopped >>> >>> > > him, what virtue would I be showing? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : Brotherly love? >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you >>> >>> > say prayers before >>> >>> > > eating? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a >>> >>> > good cook. >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > ------------------------- >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" >>> >>> > is exactly the same as >>> >>> > > your brother's. Did you copy his? >>> >>> > > BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog! >>> >>> > > ------------------------* >>> >>> > > >>> >>> > > TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on >>> >>> > talking when people are >>> >>> > > no longer interested? >>> > > BALGOBIN : A teacher ---------------------- two of them cracks me up.. they are in bold text __________________ Catch me if you can..

01-21-2005, 09:21 AM	#2
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 40 Posts: 4,864	I love it! I find it hilarious... oh no. __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

01-21-2005, 02:44 PM	#5
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 49 Posts: 4,442	in England and a few other countries, they say mummy instead of mommy, or mum instead of mom. those were pretty funny, reminds me of when I was in school [ 01-21-2005, 02:44 PM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ] __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

01-21-2005, 06:07 PM	#6
Zuvio Gold Dragon Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: Blessed are those who are not.... Age: 43 Posts: 2,556	SOrry to but into this thread, the jokes really cracked me up But the one about mummy made me think about another thread that had a lot of those word jokes in it. YOu know, when you say something, you mean one thing, but it can mean a whole different something! Anyone remember that thread and can you post the link here? Like this one: in a poolhouse(meaning biljarts), you have a lot of cues. (meaning cue-stick) __________________ [img]\"http://img121.exs.cx/img121/4236/zuviodemonnoname2hf.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-23-2005, 07:51 PM	#10
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 39 Posts: 4,673	Please... No more... Make it stop... Make it all stop. __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

01-21-2005, 01:46 PM	#3
Spirits forever Guest Posts: n/a	heard them all, i tihnk i got that forwarded to me few months back XD, pretty funny to read them once again tho XD

01-21-2005, 02:37 PM	#4
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	Great! Was the "mummy" one just a play on the word "mommy?"

01-23-2005, 07:32 PM	#9
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	I quite enjoyed the last one. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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