The Drugist

Arvon · 01-19-2005, 12:35 PM

THE DRUGGIST

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly
this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to
confront the druggist and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm
failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast
and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house
with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my
keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later,
when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When
I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me
to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these
people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."

He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I
got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone was
still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash
drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of
perfume bottles on it...half of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got
back to answer it. It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a
rectal thermometer. and believe me, Mister, I TOLD HER!

armageddon272 · 01-19-2005, 02:39 PM

That sura isa funny. It took me a minute to get it, but yeah. Good joke [still watching...].

RoSs_bg2_rox · 01-19-2005, 05:59 PM

*groans*

Dron_Cah · 01-19-2005, 07:27 PM

UGH!! Why did you have to do that one?? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

shadowhound · 01-19-2005, 07:40 PM

Boooooo [img]tongue.gif[/img]

CerebroDragon · 01-20-2005, 10:05 AM

Here I was hoping for some kind of ego bursting universe shattering LSD trip report, but instead there's this bad joke. Oh well. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bahamut · 01-20-2005, 10:03 PM

He just had to tell everything that happened to his lame day... tsss... hahaha [img]tongue.gif[/img]

01-19-2005, 12:35 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	THE DRUGGIST Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook." He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone was still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it...half of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. and believe me, Mister, I TOLD HER! __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-19-2005, 05:59 PM	#3
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 36 Posts: 5,225	groans __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-19-2005, 07:40 PM	#5
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 3,281	Boooooo [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

01-20-2005, 10:05 AM	#6
CerebroDragon Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Ballarat, Australia. Age: 46 Posts: 878	Here I was hoping for some kind of ego bursting universe shattering LSD trip report, but instead there's this bad joke. Oh well. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Diddledy High, Diddledy Low, Come Brave Blood Sheep, You've a goodly way to go. - Brilhasti Ap Tarj

01-20-2005, 10:03 PM	#7
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 40 Posts: 4,864	He just had to tell everything that happened to his lame day... tsss... hahaha [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

01-19-2005, 02:39 PM	#2
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 34 Posts: 1,163	That sura isa funny. It took me a minute to get it, but yeah. Good joke [still watching...].

01-19-2005, 07:27 PM	#4
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	UGH!! Why did you have to do that one?? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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