Things that sound dirty, but aren't (oldie)

Arvon · 11-24-2004, 07:00 AM

Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving But Aren't

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

philip · 11-24-2004, 07:11 AM

ROFL those are really funny!

RoSs_bg2_rox · 11-24-2004, 12:15 PM

LOL! Good stuff, I like the order too, flows well, like a little story

Beaumanoir · 11-24-2004, 01:30 PM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I failed to see the clean side of some of them...

Vaskez · 11-24-2004, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I failed to see the clean side of some of them...

That's because you're an adolescent boy, who's in the stage of his life where talking and thinking dodgy is considered clever and cool [img]tongue.gif[/img] Unfortunately, I know too many people who still think like this in their twenties

Beaumanoir · 11-24-2004, 02:24 PM

How dare you condescend to me you noisome, piffling man!

*HMPH!!*

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Vaskez · 11-24-2004, 02:27 PM

'Cos I'm older and wiser, duh

Ziroc · 11-24-2004, 02:34 PM

Alec Baldwin made 'Shwetty Balls' sound REALLY nasty. [img]smile.gif[/img] A SNL skit.

[ 11-24-2004, 02:35 PM: Message edited by: Ziroc ]

Gangrell · 11-24-2004, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
'Cos I'm older and wiser, duh

Age doesn't make you wise Vask

Great list Arvon

Lord · 11-24-2004, 05:21 PM

those are good ones

11-24-2004, 07:00 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving But Aren't "Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "Talk about a huge breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready?" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-24-2004, 12:15 PM	#3
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 36 Posts: 5,225	LOL! Good stuff, I like the order too, flows well, like a little story __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-24-2004, 01:30 PM	#4
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 36 Posts: 4,896	[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] I failed to see the clean side of some of them... __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

11-24-2004, 02:24 PM	#6
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 36 Posts: 4,896	How dare you condescend to me you noisome, piffling man! HMPH!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

11-24-2004, 02:27 PM	#7
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	'Cos I'm older and wiser, duh __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

11-24-2004, 07:11 AM	#2
philip Galvatron Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: aa Posts: 2,101	ROFL those are really funny!

11-24-2004, 02:34 PM	#8
Ziroc Ironworks Webmaster *Bow to the Meow* Join Date: January 4, 2001 Location: Lakeland, Florida Age: 52 Posts: 11,727	Alec Baldwin made 'Shwetty Balls' sound REALLY nasty. [img]smile.gif[/img] A SNL skit. [ 11-24-2004, 02:35 PM: Message edited by: Ziroc ] __________________ Ironworks Gaming's Official Youtube Gaming Channel

11-24-2004, 05:21 PM	#10
Lord Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: June 3, 2003 Location: New York Age: 40 Posts: 3,302	those are good ones __________________ "You're a thief and a liar." "No, I only lied about being a thief."

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