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04-28-2004, 03:20 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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The Smart Old Farmer
An old farmer in Georgia had owned a farm for many years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.
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04-28-2004, 04:23 PM
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Quintesson
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: straight outta Kålltorp
Age: 38
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haha, a smart one!
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04-28-2004, 04:32 PM
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Symbol of Moradin
 Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
Age: 37
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Very true.
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04-28-2004, 04:47 PM
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lol! that's a funny !! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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04-29-2004, 12:01 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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heh..lucky farmer getting a cheap show. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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04-29-2004, 12:57 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 42
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hehe.. true about that arvon
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04-29-2004, 01:28 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 40
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That's like hitting two birds with one stone... hehehe
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04-29-2004, 11:33 AM
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Ra
 Join Date: March 26, 2002
Location: Finland
Age: 37
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lol, eeeevil old man...i wonder if he really had an alligator..?
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04-29-2004, 05:05 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: June 3, 2003
Location: New York
Age: 40
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is the man stupid or something? [img]tongue.gif[/img] jk, jk
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04-29-2004, 09:33 PM
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 Join Date: December 26, 2002
Location: Connecticut
Age: 36
Posts: 528
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LoL...lucky ol' codger
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