FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE, (OR SEVERE DISTORTIONS THEREOF):

John D Harris · 01-09-2004, 10:56 PM

- Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
- A backward poet writes inverse.
- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
- Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
- She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
- Every calendar's days are numbered.
- A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to be at.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
large.
- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done

Beaumanoir · 01-11-2004, 10:35 AM

Dear me john. Some of them are REALLY bad [img]tongue.gif[/img] *Shudders*

How've you been? Long Time no see

Intrepid · 01-11-2004, 10:43 AM

Some of those were actually pretty smart (i did say some)

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 01-11-2004, 01:16 PM

Those are awful! Funny though. Some. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mr_Krift · 01-11-2004, 02:28 PM

hehe great

Sagramore · 01-11-2004, 10:04 PM

Oh god....haha, i did get a kick out of a few of them! But the rest are kinda shakey

ADD: ZHENTARIM GUARD! THE DAY IS MINE!

[ 01-11-2004, 10:05 PM: Message edited by: Sagramore ]

dplax · 01-12-2004, 06:52 AM

I didn't get all of them, but those I got had some good ones among them.

01-09-2004, 10:56 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	- Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. - A backward poet writes inverse. - A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. - Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. - Practice safe eating - always use condiments. - Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. - A hangover is the wrath of grapes. - Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? - Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. - When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. - A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. - What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. - In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. - She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. - A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. - If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. - With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. - When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. - The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. - You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. - Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. - He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. - Every calendar's days are numbered. - A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. - A boiled egg in the morning is hard to be at. - He had a photographic memory that was never developed. - A plateau is a high form of flattery. - A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. - Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. - Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. - Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. - Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. - Acupuncture is a jab well done __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

01-11-2004, 10:35 AM	#2
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 36 Posts: 4,896	Dear me john. Some of them are REALLY bad [img]tongue.gif[/img] Shudders How've you been? Long Time no see __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

01-11-2004, 02:28 PM	#5
Mr_Krift Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 12, 2003 Location: USA Age: 36 Posts: 326	hehe great __________________ [img]\"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/Krift/RoF.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

01-11-2004, 10:04 PM	#6
Sagramore Avatar Join Date: December 26, 2002 Location: Connecticut Age: 36 Posts: 528	Oh god....haha, i did get a kick out of a few of them! But the rest are kinda shakey ADD: ZHENTARIM GUARD! THE DAY IS MINE! [ 01-11-2004, 10:05 PM: Message edited by: Sagramore ] __________________ \"\'Fleshy, honey\' the paladin said, \'Yes, baby\' said the golem\"<br /><br />I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[pimpser]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/pimpser.gif\" />

01-12-2004, 06:52 AM	#7
dplax Jack Burton Join Date: July 19, 2003 Location: an expat living in France Age: 39 Posts: 5,577	I didn't get all of them, but those I got had some good ones among them. __________________

01-11-2004, 10:43 AM	#3
Intrepid Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 28, 2003 Location: Australia Age: 38 Posts: 1,124	Some of those were actually pretty smart (i did say some)

01-11-2004, 01:16 PM	#4
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	Those are awful! Funny though. Some. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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