The Booger Patrol

Arvon · 06-04-2003, 01:05 PM

Nose Picking Glossary

THE KIDDIE PICK: When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!

CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK: When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

FAKE NOSE SCRATCH: When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT: You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

SURPRISE PICKINGS: When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

AUTO PICK: The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking.

PICK YOUR BRAINS: Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

PICK AND SAVE: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

PICK AND ROLL: No explanation needed.

PICK AND FLICK: Ditto.

PICK AND STICK: You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

PAY DIRT: The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%

johnny · 06-04-2003, 01:08 PM

This is by far the most useless info i've ever seen

Sigmar · 06-04-2003, 01:10 PM

ROFL!

Interesting

SomeGuy · 06-04-2003, 01:12 PM

I have one thing to say about this. I'm eating.

Kaltia · 06-04-2003, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
This is by far the most useless info i've ever seen

I thought it was exactly the kind of thing that might appeal to you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny · 06-04-2003, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaltia:

quote:
Originally posted by johnny:
This is by far the most useless info i've ever seen

I thought it was exactly the kind of thing that might appeal to you [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Exactly where did you read the word "alcohol" ?

Stormymystic · 06-04-2003, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeGuy:
I have one thing to say about this. I'm eating.

and just what would you be eating while reading this thread??????

Kaltia · 06-04-2003, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Exactly where did you read the word "alcohol" ?

Look between the lines, dude, it's right there [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Drake · 06-04-2003, 02:23 PM

I see....*walks away saying something about this place becoming far to weird*

SomeGuy · 06-04-2003, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stormymystic:

quote:
Originally posted by SomeGuy:
I have one thing to say about this. I'm eating.

and just what would you be eating while reading this thread?????? [/QUOTE]You think I was eating that?! [img]tongue.gif[/img] I was eating a ham sandwhich! This thread is funny none the less. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 06-04-2003, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

06-04-2003, 01:05 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Nose Picking Glossary THE KIDDIE PICK: When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK: When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. FAKE NOSE SCRATCH: When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT: You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert. SURPRISE PICKINGS: When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. AUTO PICK: The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. PICK YOUR BRAINS: Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. PICK AND SAVE: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did. PICK AND ROLL: No explanation needed. PICK AND FLICK: Ditto. PICK AND STICK: You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip. PAY DIRT: The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90% __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

06-04-2003, 01:08 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	This is by far the most useless info i've ever seen __________________

06-04-2003, 01:12 PM	#4
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	I have one thing to say about this. I'm eating. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

06-04-2003, 02:23 PM	#9
Drake Baaz Draconian Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: ? Age: 41 Posts: 729	I see....walks away saying something about this place becoming far to weird __________________ &Neil<br />Winner of both \'Arledrian\'s Weirdest Thread of 2003 Award\'<br />And the \'Most pointless thread Lavindathar Has Ever Seen Award 2002\'

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