Squatters Rights

Charlie · 05-21-2003, 03:47 PM

Righto listen up.

I'm moving in up here, no rent or nothing. Usually up here it's drifters or stickies, well I'm neither, I'm a squickster. Basically someone who squats in places vacated by others. So basically I'm a squatter. Do you guys have em in your countries? Sure you do!!

In a nutshell my goal in life is to squat here, right up the top of this page for the next twelve years. After 12 years, under interirrational law, this whole thread/forum thing will become mine. Job done.....

Please don't think I'll be living up here post free, oh noooo, I likes to pays me ways. I'll do me bit when called upon, worry ye not. Just call, (loudly) and I might be there.......err......sometimes.

Look the way I see it is thus...
Ziroc and I grew up in different countries together, we share different birthdays and different parents, we went to different schools at different times and with different people.
Just look at the coincidences, we were meant to share. Him with me and me with I.

So you see, Ziroc has loads of forums to live in, he can be, and is the top wherever he goes..........Except....
The top of this little forum is now mine...legally squatted by moi.

Are you people really gonna turf me out???? I've nowhere else to go you know.....and it's snowing. Look, I won't leave no mess ok, just keep me squatted and I'll stay...ahem..squatted.

Look at it like it's the hit parade or something. Who's number 1 this week? How long has he been at the top of the charts?????.....Who cares?

Listen guys, you're doing me out of house and home here....be kind to me. All you need to do to show your support for the longest unstickied Squatter at the top of the page is vote -

STAY SQUATTED

If you don't want a Squatter in yer midst, then just vote -

UNSQUAT AND GET A JOB YOU BONE IDLE BASTARD

Only 11 years 366 days to go......keep me up here guys. Feel free to feed me, I ain't leaving.

SQUATTERS RIGHTS

FelixJaeger · 05-21-2003, 04:15 PM

GET A DAMN ... ERM ... JOB :S...

You Just want to be a Moderator dontcha? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Nanobyte · 05-21-2003, 04:56 PM

I think I saw Choc lurking around outside, you might want to picket your squatter rights somewhere else.

Albromor · 05-21-2003, 05:45 PM

Charlie, tell me son, have you had any head trauma recently??? It would explain a lot...

Charlie · 05-21-2003, 05:52 PM

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.

I think I said it backwards at the auditions........hic...

Charlie · 05-21-2003, 05:56 PM

Pardon my fool, he's a friend. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Davros · 05-21-2003, 06:04 PM

STAY SQUATTED [img]smile.gif[/img]

Mouse · 05-21-2003, 06:39 PM

You've got this all wrong Charlie mate. Be like me and pick on a less popular forum. I was the squatter par excellence on the Darkstone Forum and it became like my private domain.

Still, I've got to admire your chutzpah!

robertthebard · 05-21-2003, 06:59 PM

Hey, your only allowed to squat once in any forum, and I remember the infamous, or maybe it was famous, house of shite.

[ 05-21-2003, 07:01 PM: Message edited by: robertthebard ]

Sir Kenyth · 05-22-2003, 12:04 PM

You know, there's something else that can be aquired by squatting, and that's what this post smells like to me!

[ 05-22-2003, 12:04 PM: Message edited by: Sir Kenyth ]

05-21-2003, 06:04 PM	#7
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 61 Posts: 5,073	STAY SQUATTED [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

05-21-2003, 06:39 PM	#8
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	You've got this all wrong Charlie mate. Be like me and pick on a less popular forum. I was the squatter par excellence on the Darkstone Forum and it became like my private domain. Still, I've got to admire your chutzpah! __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

05-21-2003, 06:59 PM	#9
robertthebard Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: Wichita, KS USA Age: 61 Posts: 4,537	Hey, your only allowed to squat once in any forum, and I remember the infamous, or maybe it was famous, house of shite. [ 05-21-2003, 07:01 PM: Message edited by: robertthebard ] __________________ To those we have lost; May your spirits fly free. Interesting read, one of my blogs.

05-22-2003, 12:04 PM	#10
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 55 Posts: 1,785	You know, there's something else that can be aquired by squatting, and that's what this post smells like to me! [ 05-22-2003, 12:04 PM: Message edited by: Sir Kenyth ] __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

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05-21-2003, 03:47 PM	#1
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 31 Posts: 2,023	Righto listen up. I'm moving in up here, no rent or nothing. Usually up here it's drifters or stickies, well I'm neither, I'm a squickster. Basically someone who squats in places vacated by others. So basically I'm a squatter. Do you guys have em in your countries? Sure you do!! In a nutshell my goal in life is to squat here, right up the top of this page for the next twelve years. After 12 years, under interirrational law, this whole thread/forum thing will become mine. Job done..... Please don't think I'll be living up here post free, oh noooo, I likes to pays me ways. I'll do me bit when called upon, worry ye not. Just call, (loudly) and I might be there.......err......sometimes. Look the way I see it is thus... Ziroc and I grew up in different countries together, we share different birthdays and different parents, we went to different schools at different times and with different people. Just look at the coincidences, we were meant to share. Him with me and me with I. So you see, Ziroc has loads of forums to live in, he can be, and is the top wherever he goes..........Except.... The top of this little forum is now mine...legally squatted by moi. Are you people really gonna turf me out???? I've nowhere else to go you know.....and it's snowing. Look, I won't leave no mess ok, just keep me squatted and I'll stay...ahem..squatted. Look at it like it's the hit parade or something. Who's number 1 this week? How long has he been at the top of the charts?????.....Who cares? Listen guys, you're doing me out of house and home here....be kind to me. All you need to do to show your support for the longest unstickied Squatter at the top of the page is vote - STAY SQUATTED If you don't want a Squatter in yer midst, then just vote - UNSQUAT AND GET A JOB YOU BONE IDLE BASTARD Only 11 years 366 days to go......keep me up here guys. Feel free to feed me, I ain't leaving. SQUATTERS RIGHTS

05-21-2003, 04:15 PM	#2
FelixJaeger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 26, 2002 Location: The Cloudy Town Of Hellview Age: 37 Posts: 1,202	GET A DAMN ... ERM ... JOB :S... You Just want to be a Moderator dontcha? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-21-2003, 04:56 PM	#3
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Posts: 2,890	I think I saw Choc lurking around outside, you might want to picket your squatter rights somewhere else.

05-21-2003, 05:45 PM	#4
Albromor Mephistopheles Join Date: June 13, 2001 Location: Northfield, NJ USA Posts: 1,417	Charlie, tell me son, have you had any head trauma recently??? It would explain a lot...

05-21-2003, 05:52 PM	#5
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 31 Posts: 2,023	I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy. I think I said it backwards at the auditions........hic...

05-21-2003, 05:56 PM	#6
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 31 Posts: 2,023	Pardon my fool, he's a friend. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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