Blaming the Dog (joke)

Morgeruat · 05-21-2003, 08:17 AM

A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice,
"Skippy!!!" The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.

A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!!!".

Once again the woman smiled and thought, 'yes!'. A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.

This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

"Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she s#!ts on you

SomeGuy · 05-21-2003, 08:33 AM

LOL! Nice one, made me laugh. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kakero · 05-21-2003, 11:48 AM

poor dog get all the blame.

Harkoliar · 05-21-2003, 02:11 PM

haha good one

Raistlin Majere · 05-21-2003, 03:04 PM

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[ 05-21-2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Raistlin Majere ]

Kaltia · 05-21-2003, 03:07 PM

...Alright, that was good.

Stormymystic · 05-21-2003, 03:21 PM

rofl...that was funny

T/-/alali · 05-21-2003, 08:48 PM

Can't breath!! funny as hell! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-21-2003, 08:17 AM	#1
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 44 Posts: 5,421	A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!!!" The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!!!". Once again the woman smiled and thought, 'yes!'. A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she s#!ts on you __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

05-21-2003, 08:33 AM	#2
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	LOL! Nice one, made me laugh. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

05-21-2003, 02:11 PM	#4
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	haha good one __________________ Catch me if you can..

05-21-2003, 03:04 PM	#5
Raistlin Majere Ra Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 37 Posts: 2,323	[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [ 05-21-2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Raistlin Majere ] __________________ If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

05-21-2003, 03:07 PM	#6
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 37 Posts: 5,817	...Alright, that was good. __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

05-21-2003, 11:48 AM	#3
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	poor dog get all the blame.

05-21-2003, 03:21 PM	#7
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 49 Posts: 4,442	rofl...that was funny __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

05-21-2003, 08:48 PM	#8
T/-/alali Baaz Draconian Join Date: September 8, 2002 Location: Cornelius,NC Age: 37 Posts: 700	Can't breath!! funny as hell! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!

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