Too much beer?

Arvon · 04-27-2003, 05:09 PM

SIGNS YOU MAY BE DRINKING TOO MUCH

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3. Job interfering with your drinking.

4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

6. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

8. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case - coincidence?

9. Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

10. You can focus better with one eye closed.

11. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

12. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

13. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

14. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

15. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

16. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

17. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you walk in.

18. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.

19. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

20. Roseanne looks good.

21. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

22. That stupid pink elephant followed me home again.

23. Senator's Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.

24."I'm as jober as a sudge."

25. The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.

Horatio · 04-27-2003, 05:13 PM

There's no such thing as too much beer

johnny · 04-27-2003, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
There's no such thing as too much beer

You beat me to it.

Gangrell · 04-27-2003, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:

quote:
Originally posted by Horatio:
There's no such thing as too much beer

You beat me to it. [/QUOTE]Time to prove him wrong [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Kakero · 04-27-2003, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gangrell:

quote:
Originally posted by johnny:

quote:
Originally posted by Horatio:
There's no such thing as too much beer

You beat me to it.

[/QUOTE]Time to prove him wrong [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]How about a contest then?

shadowhound · 04-27-2003, 07:05 PM

That all looks disturbingly familier [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1drunk.gif[/img]

Epona · 04-27-2003, 07:32 PM

Sacrilege! [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

Seraph · 04-27-2003, 08:04 PM

Quote:

There's no such thing as too much beer

Sure there is. If you run out, that means there is too much beer at the store.

Quote:

12. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

My brother is always talking about getting two dogs and nameing them "Gin" and "Tonic".

Harkoliar · 04-28-2003, 10:17 AM

good one!!

Dreamer128 · 04-28-2003, 10:34 AM

This is so hillarious I printed it

Some of my friends just have to see this...

04-27-2003, 05:09 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	SIGNS YOU MAY BE DRINKING TOO MUCH 1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Job interfering with your drinking. 4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 5. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. 6. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. 8. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case - coincidence? 9. Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! 10. You can focus better with one eye closed. 11. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. 12. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. 13. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! 14. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 15. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." 16. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 17. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you walk in. 18. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women. 19. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive. 20. Roseanne looks good. 21. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass. 22. That stupid pink elephant followed me home again. 23. Senator's Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you. 24."I'm as jober as a sudge." 25. The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-27-2003, 05:13 PM	#2
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	There's no such thing as too much beer __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

04-27-2003, 07:05 PM	#6
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 3,281	That all looks disturbingly familier [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1drunk.gif[/img] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

04-27-2003, 07:32 PM	#7
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 54 Posts: 5,164	Sacrilege! [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

04-28-2003, 10:17 AM	#9
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	good one!! __________________ Catch me if you can..

04-28-2003, 10:34 AM	#10
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 40 Posts: 6,136	This is so hillarious I printed it Some of my friends just have to see this...

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
----BEER---	TheCrimsomBlade	General Discussion	26	02-22-2006 10:36 AM
Do you like beer?	krunchyfrogg	General Discussion	18	11-15-2005 09:17 PM
to all beer lovers: beer is good for you :)	Harkoliar	General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)	31	09-21-2004 11:39 AM
have a beer	BaRoN NiGhT	Baldurs Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of Bhaal	4	07-09-2003 10:11 AM
Christmas Beer	Barb	General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)	4	04-28-2002 03:44 PM