Golf Joke PG13

Arvon · 04-05-2003, 05:25 PM

Tiger Woods

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food." "Tiger wouldn't do that!" She claims.

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "What are you doing?" She asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that." Again she claims.

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a third time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!"

Sir Goulum · 04-05-2003, 05:28 PM

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

I don't know if I even want to know where you got this one! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kakero · 04-05-2003, 05:33 PM

it's funny but I don't know what will happen if Tiger Woods see this.

Arvon · 04-05-2003, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
it's funny but I don't know what will happen if Tiger Woods see this.

Laugh!

/)eathKiller · 04-05-2003, 06:24 PM

That was pretty bad, but good [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Harkoliar · 04-06-2003, 05:35 AM

Quote:

posted by DK
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That was pretty bad, but good

make up your mind [img]tongue.gif[/img]

... still.. lol

WillowIX · 04-06-2003, 07:04 AM

ROTFL! Nice one Arvon.

Sir G, wasn´t this thread rated PG13? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kaltia · 04-06-2003, 07:10 AM

....
I don't believe how crap this joke is...

Kakero · 04-06-2003, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:

Quote:
Originally posted by Kakero:
it's funny but I don't know what will happen if Tiger Woods see this.

Laugh!

[/QUOTE]well, if he will laugh, then it's an okay one.

04-05-2003, 05:25 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Tiger Woods A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food." "Tiger wouldn't do that!" She claims. "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "What are you doing?" She asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food." "Tiger wouldn't do that." Again she claims. "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a third time." The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-05-2003, 06:24 PM	#5
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	That was pretty bad, but good [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

04-06-2003, 07:04 AM	#7
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 51 Posts: 4,628	ROTFL! Nice one Arvon. Sir G, wasn´t this thread rated PG13? [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

04-06-2003, 07:10 AM	#8
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 38 Posts: 5,817	.... I don't believe how crap this joke is... __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

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04-05-2003, 05:28 PM	#2
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	[img]tongue.gif[/img] I don't know if I even want to know where you got this one! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

04-05-2003, 05:33 PM	#3
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	it's funny but I don't know what will happen if Tiger Woods see this.

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