Why Blondes have more fun...

[realbinky]

Because Ignorance is bliss! I had a BLONDE girl friend send this to me, so relax:

EXPOSURE

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast
hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, Ma'am, are you aware that I
could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says,Why, officer?" "Because your
breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde
on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shoutsback, "Duh!
You ARE on the other side."
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at
the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was
knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
trooper cranked down his window, turned on his >bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We
were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You
can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your
act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and then today you expect
me to show it to you!"

THE VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
>She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."
Her question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINAL EXAM
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists
of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall,
stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of
inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing
the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for
Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class
is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, however, she is seen
desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."

THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she
decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local
park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note.

"I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag
behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed,
The Blonde"
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight
home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag,
behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the
following note...
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another

[Lord High Eater of Legs]

lol [img]tongue.gif[/img] I'm not being evil to blondes or anything, but the last joke made me laugh

[Lavindathar]

Why are us lads being so nasty too blondes recently?

Funny either way!

[AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe]

that last one was pretty good.