Life, the other way around

the new JR Jansen · 01-27-2003, 09:26 AM

Wouldn't be so bad

I mean, OK, life is hard. It takes all this time and what do you get in return ? You die. That's why i think that life should be lived the other way around.

Something like this.

First you die, then that's already out of the way.

Then you spent a couple of years in a retirement home and play bingo and card games.

Your eyesight improves, aswell as your hearing and little by little you get some hair. Even your wife/husband starts to look better and better. Wich has consecunses to other (sexual) feelings you didn't even know that where present. People take good care of you and when you are 65 you get thrown out because you are too young.

Next your boss gives you a golden watch and you start working. You start off easy with a lot of free time and the longer you work the less stressed you get. Your sexual exploits start to flare up more and more because the body of your partner starts to take on divine shapes (hopefully).

After some 40 years of working you are young enough to start acting a bit like an animal. You don't have to think about school just yet and every week-end you go out and party, you try alcohol and drugs because in 25 years it's all over anyway. You take vacations to Spain and every winter you indulge in (apres) ski time. Because you had a good job for 40 years and money to spend.

Now it's time for your college years. You further your acquintance with alcohol and other drugs. Learning and making homework ? Why bother, it's not like you have to go to work anymore.

When you're 12, you go to primary school. You don't have any responsibilities and can play as much as you want.

Then you become a baby and are getting hugs every time and at last you crawl in a nice young women. You spend your last 9 months floating.

And the best part has yet to come. You end as one hell of an orgasm.

Mojo · 01-27-2003, 10:46 AM

That's really quite disturbing...

Dreamer128 · 01-27-2003, 11:43 AM

Security! Please remove the insane Gnome

Gabrielles blades · 01-27-2003, 11:50 AM

you know i think i saw a star trek voyager episode like that, except that it didnt end with an orgasm.

Larry_OHF · 01-27-2003, 11:50 AM

Little boys and their strange fetishes...

Moiraine · 01-27-2003, 11:52 AM

Now Jansen, imagine you are a clone and revise your story's end ...

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-27-2003, 01:17 PM

it would be great, because then you could really enjoy your youth because you would have all the money you need from working when you were old.

Horatio · 01-27-2003, 01:18 PM

well...made me laugh.

LordKathen · 01-27-2003, 01:39 PM

Uhh...I think I see Yorick and Ceric coming...Im outta here! j/k

Beaumanoir · 01-27-2003, 03:29 PM

Sounds great... although It'd be a bitch knowing exactly when you're gonna die.. or be born as the case is. And then, you get buried alive inside your mother, and get hung upside down for 9 months while you slowly watch youself deform and see your fingers shrink into nothing ness. Then your eyes unform and you spend the last of your life blind in a womb... Errrr

01-27-2003, 09:26 AM	#1
the new JR Jansen Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: May 8, 2002 Location: chocolate land Age: 50 Posts: 696	Wouldn't be so bad I mean, OK, life is hard. It takes all this time and what do you get in return ? You die. That's why i think that life should be lived the other way around. Something like this. First you die, then that's already out of the way. Then you spent a couple of years in a retirement home and play bingo and card games. Your eyesight improves, aswell as your hearing and little by little you get some hair. Even your wife/husband starts to look better and better. Wich has consecunses to other (sexual) feelings you didn't even know that where present. People take good care of you and when you are 65 you get thrown out because you are too young. Next your boss gives you a golden watch and you start working. You start off easy with a lot of free time and the longer you work the less stressed you get. Your sexual exploits start to flare up more and more because the body of your partner starts to take on divine shapes (hopefully). After some 40 years of working you are young enough to start acting a bit like an animal. You don't have to think about school just yet and every week-end you go out and party, you try alcohol and drugs because in 25 years it's all over anyway. You take vacations to Spain and every winter you indulge in (apres) ski time. Because you had a good job for 40 years and money to spend. Now it's time for your college years. You further your acquintance with alcohol and other drugs. Learning and making homework ? Why bother, it's not like you have to go to work anymore. When you're 12, you go to primary school. You don't have any responsibilities and can play as much as you want. Then you become a baby and are getting hugs every time and at last you crawl in a nice young women. You spend your last 9 months floating. And the best part has yet to come. You end as one hell of an orgasm. __________________ JR<br /><br /><br /><br />It\'s me. The guy with the cloak big enough for a fire giant and the long nose.<br />Owner of the most visited woodshed in Ironworks\' history.

01-27-2003, 10:46 AM	#2
Mojo Elminster Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK Age: 38 Posts: 451	That's really quite disturbing... __________________ Say No to Cosmetics Control! And the Trouser Tyranny!<br /><br />Like Final Fantasy? -[url]\"http://forums.ragnarokextreme.net\" target=\"_blank\">Ragnarok Extreme Forums</a>!!

01-27-2003, 11:52 AM	#6
Moiraine Anubis Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps Age: 61 Posts: 2,474	Now Jansen, imagine you are a clone and revise your story's end ... __________________ [img]\"http://grumble.free.fr/img/romuald.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br />The missing link between ape and man is us.

01-27-2003, 01:17 PM	#7
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	it would be great, because then you could really enjoy your youth because you would have all the money you need from working when you were old. __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-27-2003, 01:18 PM	#8
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	well...made me laugh. __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-27-2003, 11:43 AM	#3
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 40 Posts: 6,136	Security! Please remove the insane Gnome

01-27-2003, 11:50 AM	#4
Gabrielles blades Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 26, 2002 Location: florida Age: 43 Posts: 761	you know i think i saw a star trek voyager episode like that, except that it didnt end with an orgasm.

01-27-2003, 11:50 AM	#5
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	Little boys and their strange fetishes...

01-27-2003, 01:39 PM	#9
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 53 Posts: 3,166	Uhh...I think I see Yorick and Ceric coming...Im outta here! j/k __________________

01-27-2003, 03:29 PM	#10
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 36 Posts: 4,896	Sounds great... although It'd be a bitch knowing exactly when you're gonna die.. or be born as the case is. And then, you get buried alive inside your mother, and get hung upside down for 9 months while you slowly watch youself deform and see your fingers shrink into nothing ness. Then your eyes unform and you spend the last of your life blind in a womb... Errrr

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