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12-17-2002, 04:53 PM
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  Join Date: April 15, 2002
Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
Age: 59
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Santa Resigns
T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my ass for damn near a year Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear The old lady bitches cause I work late at night The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money And the kids these days - they all are the pits They want the impossible ...Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them They want computers and robots... they think I'm IBM Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season 
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12-17-2002, 04:57 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Pretty good...but I'm not sure how long it'll be here.
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12-17-2002, 05:02 PM
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Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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I've found some funny sound files...but I don't think Ziroc will allow me to even give the links here.
[ 12-17-2002, 05:03 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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12-17-2002, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: April 15, 2002
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That sure was funny, but it's a little too harsh to post here.
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12-17-2002, 06:59 PM
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Quintesson
 Join Date: October 3, 2002
Location: The plane of non-existence... and Michigan
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Another good Santa one: Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy." That is pretty funny.
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12-17-2002, 07:06 PM
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Unicorn
Join Date: May 14, 2002
Location: Oklahoma, USA
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12-17-2002, 08:39 PM
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Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld
 Join Date: May 22, 2001
Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada
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That sure was funny, but it's a little too harsh to post here.[/QUOTE]I was thinking the same thing as I was reading this. Johnny's letter would be a little much.This one is even a little riskie. But still funny.
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12-17-2002, 08:49 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: August 30, 2002
Location: Dallas, Tx.
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I thought it was pretty funny. I didn't think it risque enough to warrant a warning or a "vanishing act". Yet what do I know about the PC?
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12-17-2002, 10:33 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: June 27, 2001
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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What sound files? Can someone PM me the link?
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