Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Jorath Calar · 11-08-2002, 03:31 PM

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
"other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
phrase like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross
the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?

GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou
shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there was
much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

Ace of Spades · 11-08-2002, 03:36 PM

*snicker*snicker*

CrimsonKing · 11-08-2002, 03:49 PM

MR. T
I pity the chicken that crosses the road! I do! I do!

Sorry [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

*Slaps own face for punishment*

chrisofthedale · 11-08-2002, 03:56 PM

i thought they did it because the wolf was chasing them?

11-08-2002, 03:57 PM

Thanks for the laugh [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lord Lothar · 11-08-2002, 04:00 PM

I've seen those before but they are still funny. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lord Starshadow · 11-08-2002, 05:44 PM

Hehe... Very funny! And pretty accurate too, I think. [img]smile.gif[/img]

SomeGuy · 11-08-2002, 06:14 PM

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TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!

Sir Goulum · 11-08-2002, 06:17 PM

Me
Why should I care if it crossed the road?

The Hunter of Jahanna · 11-08-2002, 07:49 PM

The more important question is why did the dead baby cross the road?
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Because he was STAPLED to the chicken

11-08-2002, 03:36 PM	#2
Ace of Spades The Magister Join Date: July 9, 2001 Location: Colorado, USA Age: 62 Posts: 108	snickersnicker* __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Reviled throughout the MultiVerse<br />

11-08-2002, 03:49 PM	#3
CrimsonKing The Magister Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Southampton, England Age: 37 Posts: 137	MR. T I pity the chicken that crosses the road! I do! I do! Sorry [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] Slaps own face for punishment __________________ The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed...<br /><br />Member of The Society Of Song And Silent Blades

11-08-2002, 04:00 PM	#6
Lord Lothar Quintesson Join Date: August 7, 2002 Location: Oakville (next to the T.O.), Ontario, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 1,097	I've seen those before but they are still funny. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ \"King Kong ain\'t got NOTHING on me!\"

11-08-2002, 05:44 PM	#7
Lord Starshadow Quintesson Join Date: October 3, 2002 Location: The plane of non-existence... and Michigan Age: 44 Posts: 1,087	Hehe... Very funny! And pretty accurate too, I think. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Bah, I don\'t need a sig. You all don\'t care what I do anyway. <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Razz]\" src=\"tongue.gif\" />

11-08-2002, 07:49 PM	#10
The Hunter of Jahanna Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 25, 2001 Location: NY , NY Age: 64 Posts: 960	The more important question is why did the dead baby cross the road? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Because he was STAPLED to the chicken __________________ \"How much do I love you?? I\'ll tell you one thing, it\'d be a whole hell of a lot more if you stopped nagging me and made me a friggin sandwich.\"

11-08-2002, 03:31 PM	#1
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please? GEORGE W. BUSH I don't think I should have to answer that question. LOUIS FARRAKHAN The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. THE BIBLE And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there was much rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS I missed one?

11-08-2002, 03:56 PM	#4
chrisofthedale Account Removed by Request Join Date: September 9, 2002 Location: Canada Age: 37 Posts: 534	i thought they did it because the wolf was chasing them?

11-08-2002, 03:57 PM	#5
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	Thanks for the laugh [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-08-2002, 06:14 PM	#8
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	YOU ARE ALL WRONG!! He crossed the road too........................ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . keep going . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!

11-08-2002, 06:17 PM	#9
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	Me Why should I care if it crossed the road?

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