joke : one of my own dont get excited

Madman-Rogovich · 08-29-2002, 05:06 PM

I really havnt the guts to put any others yet due to their lower quality ad i apologise but this joke (if it appeals to anyone) will only appeal to UK residents. I find writing these awful jokes a nice time passer while at work you should try it! Okay here goes

Where do Psychopaths go to Shop?

in Sainsburys! #hahahahhhehehehehhoho

SoLsTiZe · 08-29-2002, 06:38 PM

surely non-physcopaths would shop in sainsbury's? nice try tho! made me chuckle

johnny · 08-29-2002, 07:54 PM

Still good for a laugh.

Willard · 08-29-2002, 08:03 PM

What is Sainsbury's? [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]

johnny · 08-29-2002, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Willard:
What is Sainsbury's? [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]

Are you (in)sane ?

Willard · 08-29-2002, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:

quote:
Originally posted by Willard:
What is Sainsbury's? [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]

Are you (in)sane ? [/QUOTE]I don't think so.... or maybe I do think so? I don't want to be insane...

Bokken · 08-30-2002, 05:16 AM

heheh not bad but mine is better!

A horse walks into a bar, the barkeerper asks, "Why the long face?"

Dagorion · 08-30-2002, 05:36 AM

Well I have a better one
A polotician and a lawyer are having a conversation about ethics...
*Imangionary crowd claps* Thank you, thank you.

Lox · 08-30-2002, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bokken:
heheh not bad but mine is better!

A horse walks into a bar, the barkeerper asks, "Why the long face?"

That's an old one. Probably as old as...

A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope here." So the rope goes outside, finds a stranger and asks, "Excuse me, could you tie me into a knot please, and fray my ends a bit. Thank you." The rope walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that rope that was just in here?" The rope responds, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." (say it out loud).

or....

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitress.

Mojo · 08-30-2002, 08:04 PM

A guy walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. The barkeep says "Egads! Where did u get that?" The pig replies "I won him in a raffle".

Haaaa...ha?

08-29-2002, 05:06 PM	#1
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 40 Posts: 1,918	I really havnt the guts to put any others yet due to their lower quality ad i apologise but this joke (if it appeals to anyone) will only appeal to UK residents. I find writing these awful jokes a nice time passer while at work you should try it! Okay here goes Where do Psychopaths go to Shop? in Sainsburys! #hahahahhhehehehehhoho __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

08-29-2002, 06:38 PM	#2
SoLsTiZe Welcomed New User Join Date: August 29, 2002 Location: oops upside your head, I say oops upside your head Age: 41 Posts: 2	surely non-physcopaths would shop in sainsbury's? nice try tho! made me chuckle __________________ \"We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of us here at US Airways\"

08-29-2002, 07:54 PM	#3
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Still good for a laugh. __________________

08-29-2002, 08:03 PM	#4
Willard Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: June 14, 2001 Location: Vermont Age: 34 Posts: 1,752	What is Sainsbury's? [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] __________________

08-30-2002, 05:36 AM	#8
Dagorion Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: November 23, 2001 Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia) Age: 38 Posts: 868	Well I have a better one A polotician and a lawyer are having a conversation about ethics... Imangionary crowd claps Thank you, thank you. __________________ <br />2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

08-30-2002, 05:16 AM	#7
Bokken Baaz Draconian Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 47 Posts: 708	heheh not bad but mine is better! A horse walks into a bar, the barkeerper asks, "Why the long face?"

08-30-2002, 08:04 PM	#10
Mojo Elminster Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK Age: 38 Posts: 451	A guy walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. The barkeep says "Egads! Where did u get that?" The pig replies "I won him in a raffle". Haaaa...ha? __________________ Say No to Cosmetics Control! And the Trouser Tyranny!<br /><br />Like Final Fantasy? -[url]\"http://forums.ragnarokextreme.net\" target=\"_blank\">Ragnarok Extreme Forums</a>!!

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