The Many Adventures of Evil Al and Mojo (1-08-02)

[Mojo]

Today was Evil Al's birthday. Evil Al was happy bcoz it was his birthday, and it was (apparantly) another glorious day that God made. Mojo and Evil Al went out for an amble, and Mojo gave Evil Al a shiny black rock for his birthday. Al was very pleased with this present.

Mojo and Evil Al decided to take their customary stroll along the beach, where Mojo decided to stand on a sand bank. He was totally convinced that he wouldn't get trapped by the sea, desipite Al's wise warnings. He was trapped by the sea, And Al laughed at his dancing to avoid getting wet...Mojo solved the problem of being trapped by walking through the water to where Al was.

After walking back to mainland, and stopping to pretend to be aeroplanes and turning spontaneous cartwheels again, they walked along the river, to a small monument. On this monument they found a snail, which Mojo took as his own and named Philip. They hid Philip behind a rock and went to the primary school again, where they sat on Timmy and talked about life and God. After making Al's lighter explode on a wall, Evil Al and Mojo went for another walk, towards the beach but this time, they turned and went towards the old lookout post... On the way they found a wall that looked as though it was ready to fall down. After many attempts at pushing it over, they gaev up and headed towards a group of walls, where Mojo questioned Al's entire belife system, saying that God could be Evil and that it's all a cunning plan, but Al was not fooled, he rebuked Mojo in the name of Jesus, and they both lived happily ever after.

On the way back to what some people might loosly call civilization, Mojo stopped to unscrew a "Danger of Electrocution" sign, and to pick up Philip, and then went home. Evil Al and Mojo lived happily ever after for another day.

Edit: I forgot to mention that, unfortunately, the Jellyfish King did not make an appearance

[ 08-01-2002, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: Mojo ]

[Mojo]

Why oh why does nobody have anything to say about our wonderful adventures? Please, somebody, tell us what u think we should have done, or what we could better occupy our time with in Cruden Bay, the dull place north of Aberdeen...

[Wilbur]

At least you have a beach and jellyfish kings. I have houses, highways, and corn.

[Mojo]

I suppose ur right, we should apprecieate our home village more. It has a beautiful beach with adjoining river which goes right thru the whole village, we have an old castle (Slains Castle, the inspiration for Bram Stoker's Dracula), we have a world-class golf course, a nice harbour...sigh, Cruden Bay's great...

[Wilbur]

Unfortunatly we only have one castle in america that i know of and it is thousands of miles from me. most people probably think that their own town is boring after living there a while.

[johnny]

I still think Al and Mojo smoke too much ! [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]

[Mojo]

Originally posted by johnny: I still think Al and Mojo smoke too much ! [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]

I wish... [img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img]

Al has stopped smoking, and he has apparantly had no withdrawl because God is so nice...He also completly refuses any kind of illegal smoking...Not that I do that sortof thing either, u understand...

[Evil Al]

Hmm, you're a fine example to the young people here in IW, Mojo. Maybe you shouldn't talk about your illegal experiances.

Lol, Johnny, no drugs. Its surprising what bordom will make you do... I'm talking about seeing Jellyfish kings here (not anything immoral)...

To all the younger folks: Mojo isn't the kind of guy you want for a role-model. He isn't big and he isn't clever. Infact his other nick name is "Too Short Stupid"