OOPS

Arvon · 07-21-2002, 10:47 AM

Why I Fired My Secretary

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me.

She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.

Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday... ...and there on the couch I sat... naked !!!

Beaumanoir · 07-21-2002, 10:51 AM

You Really Are, Must Be Seriously, Completly And Utterly Having A Laugh!!!! You Serious!?

07-21-2002, 10:57 AM

bwahahahhahahha!!! - that's all I have to say

[ 07-21-2002, 10:57 AM: Message edited by: Deathbringer ]

Jorath Calar · 07-21-2002, 10:57 AM

It's a joke... Arvon posts them, here is another one

How can you tell when a moth farts....

It flies in a straight line...

By the way, how come we have a animal that is called FLY but none thats called WALK... seems like it would come first.

07-21-2002, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
It's a joke... Arvon posts them, here is another one

How can you tell when a moth farts....

It flies in a straight line...

By the way, how come we have a animal that is called FLY but none thats called WALK... seems like it would come first.

we do. just take the fly's wings off [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Beaumanoir · 07-21-2002, 11:02 AM

Yea, I Know Arvon Posts Them, But This Seems Kinda... Umm... Different To The Others.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Exxon · 07-21-2002, 12:43 PM

LMAO!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Great one, Arvon, absolutely outstanding!

Megabot · 07-21-2002, 12:59 PM

OMG muwhahahhha poor guy hehe!

Grojlach · 07-21-2002, 01:32 PM

Oops indeed...

/)eathKiller · 07-21-2002, 01:56 PM

OY! That's a good one! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

07-21-2002, 10:47 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Why I Fired My Secretary Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday... ...and there on the couch I sat... naked !!! __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

07-21-2002, 10:51 AM	#2
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 36 Posts: 4,896	You Really Are, Must Be Seriously, Completly And Utterly Having A Laugh!!!! You Serious!? __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

07-21-2002, 11:02 AM	#6
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 36 Posts: 4,896	Yea, I Know Arvon Posts Them, But This Seems Kinda... Umm... Different To The Others.. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

07-21-2002, 01:32 PM	#9
Grojlach Zartan Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum Age: 44 Posts: 5,281	Oops indeed... __________________ [url]\"http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/Grobbel/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://www.denness.net/rpi/username/Grobbel\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

07-21-2002, 01:56 PM	#10
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	OY! That's a good one! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

07-21-2002, 10:57 AM	#3
Deathbringer Guest Posts: n/a	bwahahahhahahha!!! - that's all I have to say [ 07-21-2002, 10:57 AM: Message edited by: Deathbringer ]

07-21-2002, 10:57 AM	#4
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	It's a joke... Arvon posts them, here is another one How can you tell when a moth farts.... It flies in a straight line... By the way, how come we have a animal that is called FLY but none thats called WALK... seems like it would come first.

07-21-2002, 12:43 PM	#7
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 36 Posts: 5,367	LMAO!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Great one, Arvon, absolutely outstanding!

07-21-2002, 12:59 PM	#8
Megabot Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 18, 2003 Location: Oslo, Norway. Age: 62 Posts: 3,360	OMG muwhahahhha poor guy hehe!

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