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Jack Burton
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Ironworks Moderator
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"If you are experiencing suicidal thoughts, please press 1. If you have already attempted suicide and you are now dying, press 2. For all other calls, press 3. To continue this message in French, press 5. Otherwise, please call back during normal business hours."
"One moment...transferring." "Hello, this is Jacque deMorre, sorry I cannot save your life right now, but if you'll leave your name and address where you are committing the suicide, I'll be sure to send the coroner your way. Thank you." ~beep~ |
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Office hours? Makes sense. When do you want to kill yourself more?
But.... 1400 calls, and only 50 were suicidal? What were the others? Crank calls? Avon ladies? What?
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Jack Burton
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wow...nathan makes more money in one year than it takes for them to run that, they're not paying people much to answer their phones.
[EDIT] my apologies, it opened in firefox which has nathan signed in, this post is really mine, RevRuby [ 05-29-2005, 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ]
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John Locke
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Harper
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Hmmm, I wonder if it would make sense to open one of these Suicide hotlines in Iraq...
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Zhentarim Guard
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You've got to remember that this is PEI (Prince Edward Island) we're talking about. That's where Anne of Green Gables (and Avalon and so on) is from.
Why have a suicide hotline at all if you live in one of the most wholesome places on Earth.
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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No offense but why does PEI even have one? The only things that come from that place are potatoes and cheap tourist goods, hell, it shouldn't even be a province, its not even 30k!
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John Locke
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A little larger than that actually. By about 108 000 people.
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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I meant land wise.
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