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Old 11-16-2001, 12:08 PM   #1
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Feel free to post your worries and paranoias here as well as any documented evidence you may have for or against Bush being an evil SOB. Jokes are welcome from all points of view.

From a friend of mine regarding the "Omar Wants The Extinction of America" article..."How funny it is that Bush JUST announced the cutback of 1/3 of our nations nuclear missles...gee I wonder WHERE
that 1/3 is gonna go."■

From that same friend..."I thought this was a joke...

Bioport is the sole PROVIDER of anthrax vaccines in this country.
Guess who is one of its major backers?
The Bush family.
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Old 11-16-2001, 12:10 PM   #2
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On the lighter side (but still not funny)

Bush and Cheney Suck

and..."A Fly On The Wall"

Part 1 The Greatest Hood-Wink Of All Time


In the year 1999 a man by the name of George W Bush calls a meeting of his closest friends and allies:
"How would you all like to be billionaires within the next 5 years?"
Everyone in the room is shocked by what he says next, "But there is a catch, a lot of U.S. citizens are gonna die in the process and the U.S. will be under my control through Marshall Law"
The first part of the plan was to make sure the bean-counters had it right. That the race between him and Gore was gonna be close. With that a guarantee, Bush calls up his brother Jeb in Florida, which has a huge electoral vote, 22, the 3 largest in the nation.

"Jeb the plan will work, its long and complex but most people think I'm an idiot so they will never suspect a thing!" G.W guffawed like a man who couldn't catch his breath.

"I dunno George, I don't think people are that stupid! I mean the Supreme court!? Whose gonna believe that those that are put into office by one President will be able to pick the next one?"

"You just make sure Catherine Harris knows her part Jeb," Bush instructed, "I can't believe all she wants is to be a Congresswoman! hell I'd at least picked a Governorship." drawled G.W.

"I dunno!" doubt was creeping into the younger brothers mind. "If people found out it could mean his neck and for the last decade he had devoted all his time and effort into playing down the S&L scandals of the 80."

"Look brother it's all laid out. Gore will have no choice but to appeal the count. Trust me on this, why Justice Scalia's son is a partner in the law firm that will be on our defense team. And you know Uncle Tom will always vote our way after Reagan got him his seat. What more do we need?"

"Aiight I'll go talk to Cathy right now. you know G.W this is gonna end up being a Federal Govt vs States Rights kinda thing?"

"So! Believe me after were done people will be so scared that they will embrace the Federal Govt like its newfound Messiah, besides who can out-rule the highest court in the land?"

Finally after 6 weeks of political manipulation and castration, it was done. G.W. and his backers had done the impossible, overthrown the U.S Constitution and the Bill Of Rights. Single-handedly becoming the first non-elected President of the United States. All without firing a single shot. Those would come later.

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