"The president's feet are not to touch the dirt."

skywalker · 03-11-2004, 03:14 PM

Columnists Thursday, March 11, 2004

Jimmy Breslin

Money in his coffers, but no dirt on his shoes

For days now, the job at Eisenhower Park in Nassau County has been to follow the order from the White House through the Secret Service and down to the park workers:

"The president's feet are not to touch the dirt."

So all yesterday, large crews drawn from all county parks worked to ensure that, as always in his life, George Bush's feet do not touch the ground when he appears in the big park today.

This has to be the oddest column I've ever seen in a long time.

Mark

[ 03-11-2004, 03:23 PM: Message edited by: skywalker ]

Rokenn · 03-11-2004, 03:40 PM

Has the SS also gone around and told everyone the Bush will be wearing a new suit and everyone should not mention the fact he is actually naked?

03-11-2004, 03:40 PM	#2
Rokenn Galvatron Join Date: January 22, 2002 Location: california wine country Age: 61 Posts: 2,193	Has the SS also gone around and told everyone the Bush will be wearing a new suit and everyone should not mention the fact he is actually naked? __________________ “This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)

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03-11-2004, 03:14 PM	#1
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 64 Posts: 3,097	Columnists Thursday, March 11, 2004 Jimmy Breslin Money in his coffers, but no dirt on his shoes For days now, the job at Eisenhower Park in Nassau County has been to follow the order from the White House through the Secret Service and down to the park workers: "The president's feet are not to touch the dirt." So all yesterday, large crews drawn from all county parks worked to ensure that, as always in his life, George Bush's feet do not touch the ground when he appears in the big park today. This has to be the oddest column I've ever seen in a long time. Mark [ 03-11-2004, 03:23 PM: Message edited by: skywalker ]

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