W meets The Queen [joke]

11-17-2003, 05:12 PM

George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the
President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and
I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to
have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
then?",

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a
Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush,
but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not
an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think
you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

Timber Loftis · 11-17-2003, 05:17 PM

LOL, good one!

wellard · 11-19-2003, 10:27 AM

ROTFLMAO

The best joke on IW in a while [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

Timber Loftis · 11-19-2003, 10:47 AM

I keep telling it to people and they don't get it.

And, when they don't, it's a bit embarrasing to explain.

Ar-Cunin · 11-19-2003, 11:32 AM

OK - I'll admit it. I don't get it - care to explain?

Donut · 11-19-2003, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ar-Cunin:
OK - I'll admit it. I don't get it - care to explain?

If a Kingdom needs a King
A Principality needs a prince
and an empire needs an emperor
What does a country need?

Ar-Cunin · 11-19-2003, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donut:

quote:
Originally posted by Ar-Cunin:
OK - I'll admit it. I don't get it - care to explain?

If a Kingdom needs a King
A Principality needs a prince
and an empire needs an emperor
What does a country need? [/QUOTE]A count? A countryman??

*thud* <---- the sound of me hitting the language barrier [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Timber Loftis · 11-19-2003, 11:58 AM

It ain't count. Think of how "country" sounds, not how it's spelled.

Donut · 11-19-2003, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ar-Cunin:
A count? A countryman??

*thud* <---- the sound of me hitting the language barrier [img]tongue.gif[/img]

We're getting in a bit deep now - I'll PM you

Rokenn · 11-19-2003, 12:21 PM

And here I thought the Queen was more polite then that! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

11-17-2003, 05:17 PM	#2
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	LOL, good one! __________________

11-19-2003, 10:27 AM	#3
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	ROTFLMAO The best joke on IW in a while [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

11-19-2003, 10:47 AM	#4
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	I keep telling it to people and they don't get it. And, when they don't, it's a bit embarrasing to explain. __________________

11-19-2003, 11:32 AM	#5
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 53 Posts: 2,326	OK - I'll admit it. I don't get it - care to explain? __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

11-19-2003, 11:58 AM	#8
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	It ain't count. Think of how "country" sounds, not how it's spelled. __________________

11-17-2003, 05:12 PM	#1
sultan Guest Posts: n/a	George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom" The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?", To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush". Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor." Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

11-19-2003, 12:21 PM	#10
Rokenn Galvatron Join Date: January 22, 2002 Location: california wine country Age: 61 Posts: 2,193	And here I thought the Queen was more polite then that! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ “This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)

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