A Really Bad Story...

Arvon · 05-22-2002, 10:23 PM

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh, my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theatre, followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.
She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap .........and stay for breakfast.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........."

Wait for it............

It's coming.............

(The suspense is killing you, isn't it............?)

"........You just happened to catch my eye."

Daniel · 05-22-2002, 10:26 PM

lmao, that was a good one, i liked it lol

Scholarcs · 05-23-2002, 12:47 AM

LOL that is soooo lame!

Alexander · 05-23-2002, 01:03 AM

Speaking of don't ever talk again...

dizzy · 05-23-2002, 01:19 AM

Hehehe, not too shabby. lol

Lifetime · 05-23-2002, 02:13 AM

Oh. God. Brain. Melting! ARRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

mistral4543 · 05-23-2002, 02:49 AM

That's a good one! Pretty funny, I thought

Downunda · 05-23-2002, 02:57 AM

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...0;t=003502;p=9 - It's good eh! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dundee Slaytern · 05-23-2002, 03:25 AM

*GROAN*

/)eathKiller · 05-23-2002, 06:36 AM

Quote:

The prime minister of Israel sits down with Arafat at the
beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the
conflict. Prime Minister Sharon requests that he be
allowed to begin with a story.
Arafat replies, "Of course."
The prime minister begins his story: "Years before the
Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here,
Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. The
Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and,
lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared
before them. They drank their fill and then decided to
take advantage of the stream to do some bathing --
including Moses. When Moses came out of the water, he
found that all his clothing was missing.
"'Who took my clothes?' Moses asked those around him.
"'It was the Palestinians,' replied the Israelites.
"Wait a minute," objected Arafat immediately, "there were
no Palestinians during the time of Moses!"
"All right," replied the prime minister. "Now that we've
got that settled, let's begin our negotiations."

That is pretty sharp [img]tongue.gif[/img]

And yes the first joke was funny too XD

05-22-2002, 10:23 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh, my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theatre, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap .........and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies........." Wait for it............ It's coming............. (The suspense is killing you, isn't it............?) "........You just happened to catch my eye." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

05-23-2002, 12:47 AM	#3
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 39 Posts: 1,557	LOL that is soooo lame! __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

05-23-2002, 01:03 AM	#4
Alexander Drow Warrior Join Date: April 16, 2002 Location: Connecticut Age: 41 Posts: 259	Speaking of don't ever talk again... __________________ Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.<br /><br />-John Fitzgerald Kennedy

05-23-2002, 01:19 AM	#5
dizzy Mephistopheles Join Date: January 18, 2002 Location: Baumholder Germany Age: 40 Posts: 1,434	Hehehe, not too shabby. lol __________________ An Army of fun. <br /><br />\"The worst thing about being in Germany in the Army is having to wakeup everyday\" <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Wink]\" src=\"wink.gif\" />

05-23-2002, 02:13 AM	#6
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	Oh. God. Brain. Melting! ARRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! __________________ \'Cause its always raining in my head. Forget all the things I should have said..

05-22-2002, 10:26 PM	#2
Daniel Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: England Age: 42 Posts: 1,203	lmao, that was a good one, i liked it lol

05-23-2002, 02:49 AM	#7
mistral4543 Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: House of Freelight Age: 48 Posts: 3,159	That's a good one! Pretty funny, I thought

05-23-2002, 02:57 AM	#8
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 46 Posts: 2,975	http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...0;t=003502;p=9 - It's good eh! [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

05-23-2002, 03:25 AM	#9
Dundee Slaytern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 10, 2001 Location: Pasir Ris, Singapore Age: 42 Posts: 11,063	GROAN

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