The Tartan Takeover

Jerome · 05-10-2002, 02:50 PM

Laddies and Lassies,

Too celebrate my countryman's, ("wee Moosie"

) reccent promotion back to modship I officially hold a Tartan Takeover!

Anyone not wearing a kilt (in the traditional way

) drinking huge amounts of whiskey and dancing or singing in the old Scot's way will be painted ridiculous colours and forced to dance through IW blindfolded and naked. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Anyone complying can call themselves an honorary Scot for a week.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Any suggestions that this is just a cheap way of getting to see CLoudy and Nessy in a kilt will be ignored. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ar-Cunin · 05-10-2002, 02:56 PM

Jerome - I would be careful if I was you

I think I hear an army of englishmen comming this way to stamp this rebellion out

Jerome · 05-10-2002, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ar-Cunin:
Jerome - I would be careful if I was you

I think I hear an army of englishmen comming this way to stamp this rebellion out

Ach, nae disrespect to the Englishmen... at least they have a deccent football team [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] .

[img]tongue.gif[/img] Now get in a kilt before I paint you orange and put you on display.

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-10-2002, 03:05 PM

Ah but Ar-Cunin, I think it is about time for the English to relax, put up their feet, put on a kilt, toss some cabers and eat some haggis!!

*puts on a tartan kilt and starts dancing a merry scottish jig, takes aprt in many Scottish shows of strength and then calms down with some oats.*
Aye, what a day!

Ar-Cunin · 05-10-2002, 03:07 PM

Orange and on display [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] - Hmmmm....

I'm [img]graemlins/outtahere.gif[/img]

P.S. sorry but us [img]graemlins/viking.gif[/img] aren't allowed to wear tartan

[ 05-10-2002, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ]

Larry_OHF · 05-10-2002, 03:07 PM

The Southern U.S. good ol' boy Larry reached over and grabs his hunting rifle from the gun rack while chewing on a pice of straw, aims it at Jerome and says...

"Ain't nobody gonna make me wear no damned dress, boy! My grand-pa'd roll over in his grave if he knew that"!

He then releases the saftey on the trigger, and spits on the ground beside him.

05-10-2002, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jerome:
Anyone not wearing a kilt (in the traditional way ) drinking huge amounts of whiskey and dancing or singing in the old Scot's way will be painted ridiculous colours and forced to dance through IW blindfolded and naked. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Can I skip the kilt and get down to the blindfolded, nakeed bit?

Jerome · 05-10-2002, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Ah but Ar-Cunin, I think it is about time for the English to relax, put up their feet, put on a kilt, toss some cabers and eat some haggis!!
*puts on a tartan kilt and starts dancing a merry scottish jig, takes aprt in many Scottish shows of strength and then calms down with some oats.*
Aye, what a day!

That's the spirit m'lad. Get some spears and we'll organise a haggis hunt in a wee while.

How where are the bonny lassies? The kilts are unisex style.

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-10-2002, 03:14 PM

Aye, an I brought some in fluffy penk tartan!!

Jerome · 05-10-2002, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
The Southern U.S. good ol' boy Larry reached over and grabs his hunting rifle from the gun rack while chewing on a pice of straw, aims it at Jerome and says...

"Ain't nobody gonna make me wear no damned dress, boy! My grand-pa'd roll over in his grave if he knew that"!

He then releases the saftey on the trigger, and spits on the ground beside him.

*blinks and ducks*

Only real men can wear a kilt with pride! The modern symbol of masculinity, Kilts are. [img]smile.gif[/img] *waves paintbrush threateningly*

LS: LOL. We'll have a join Tartan Takeover and naked and blindfolded dancing party, if you'd preffer it. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-10-2002, 02:56 PM	#2
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 54 Posts: 2,326	Jerome - I would be careful if I was you I think I hear an army of englishmen comming this way to stamp this rebellion out __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

05-10-2002, 03:05 PM	#4
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	Ah but Ar-Cunin, I think it is about time for the English to relax, put up their feet, put on a kilt, toss some cabers and eat some haggis!! puts on a tartan kilt and starts dancing a merry scottish jig, takes aprt in many Scottish shows of strength and then calms down with some oats. Aye, what a day! __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-10-2002, 03:07 PM	#5
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 54 Posts: 2,326	Orange and on display [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] - Hmmmm.... I'm [img]graemlins/outtahere.gif[/img] P.S. sorry but us [img]graemlins/viking.gif[/img] aren't allowed to wear tartan [ 05-10-2002, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ] __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

05-10-2002, 03:14 PM	#9
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	Aye, an I brought some in fluffy penk tartan!! __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-10-2002, 02:50 PM	#1
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 39 Posts: 4,419	Laddies and Lassies, Too celebrate my countryman's, ("wee Moosie" ) reccent promotion back to modship I officially hold a Tartan Takeover! Anyone not wearing a kilt (in the traditional way ) drinking huge amounts of whiskey and dancing or singing in the old Scot's way will be painted ridiculous colours and forced to dance through IW blindfolded and naked. [img]smile.gif[/img] Anyone complying can call themselves an honorary Scot for a week. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Any suggestions that this is just a cheap way of getting to see CLoudy and Nessy in a kilt will be ignored. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-10-2002, 03:07 PM	#6
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	The Southern U.S. good ol' boy Larry reached over and grabs his hunting rifle from the gun rack while chewing on a pice of straw, aims it at Jerome and says... "Ain't nobody gonna make me wear no damned dress, boy! My grand-pa'd roll over in his grave if he knew that"! He then releases the saftey on the trigger, and spits on the ground beside him.

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