New World Order

Mouse · 02-08-2002, 06:56 PM

This could very well be from "The Onion" or something similar..... [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM "AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL"
Cuba, Sudan, Serbia form "Axis of Somewhat Evil";
Other Nations Start Own Clubs........

Beijing - Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address. "Axis of Evil" members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name.

'Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!' declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. 'Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best'.

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

'They told us it was full', said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

'An Axis can't have more than three countries', explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. 'This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the Evil Axis, which *I* would qualify as "Good". So you can only have three……and a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool'.

THE AXIS PANDEMIC..................

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really, Just Generally Disagreeable".With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics"; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America", while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the "Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick".

'That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do', said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and
Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

[ 02-08-2002: Message edited by: Mouse ]

Downunda · 02-08-2002, 08:36 PM

LOL

soooooo funny!

Lord of Alcohol · 02-08-2002, 08:44 PM

Thats funny as hell! I'll be sending that to my dad LOL (he wont get it [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

K T Ong · 02-08-2002, 09:13 PM

Great satire. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Scholarcs · 02-08-2002, 09:35 PM

ha, silly mr bush started a trend...

LennonCook · 02-09-2002, 04:08 AM

The axis of countries that are actually quite nice but secretly have nasty thoughts about america ??

Not Australia... our nasty thoughts about america arent exactly secret!!!

Jorath Calar · 02-09-2002, 06:08 PM

Okey... that was the funniest thing I read this week...

Rikard_OHF · 02-09-2002, 06:18 PM

I can't say This wasn't funny

But on a side note
Most Chinese don't even know what The USA is let alone hate it

Talthyr Malkaviel · 02-09-2002, 08:15 PM

Heh heh, my favourite bit was when it said that Saddam Hussein said 'and a secret handshake, ours is wicked cool.'

norompanlasolas · 02-09-2002, 08:51 PM

rotflmao!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

this is so good i am forced to translate it and send it over. and yes, it does sound like its onion material.

02-08-2002, 06:56 PM	#1
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	This could very well be from "The Onion" or something similar..... [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM "AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL" Cuba, Sudan, Serbia form "Axis of Somewhat Evil"; Other Nations Start Own Clubs........ Beijing - Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address. "Axis of Evil" members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. 'Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!' declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. 'Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best'. Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. 'They told us it was full', said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. 'An Axis can't have more than three countries', explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. 'This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the Evil Axis, which I would qualify as "Good". So you can only have three……and a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool'. THE AXIS PANDEMIC.................. International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really, Just Generally Disagreeable".With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics"; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America", while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the "Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick". 'That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do', said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them. [ 02-08-2002: Message edited by: Mouse ] __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

02-08-2002, 08:36 PM	#2
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 46 Posts: 2,975	LOL soooooo funny! __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

02-08-2002, 08:44 PM	#3
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	Thats funny as hell! I'll be sending that to my dad LOL (he wont get it [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) __________________ No

02-08-2002, 09:13 PM	#4
K T Ong Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 27, 2002 Location: Plateau of Singapore Age: 62 Posts: 1,230	Great satire. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <br />Look! Everyone\'s admiring me! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

02-08-2002, 09:35 PM	#5
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 39 Posts: 1,557	ha, silly mr bush started a trend... __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

02-09-2002, 04:08 AM	#6
LennonCook Jack Burton Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux Age: 38 Posts: 5,452	The axis of countries that are actually quite nice but secretly have nasty thoughts about america ?? Not Australia... our nasty thoughts about america arent exactly secret!!!

02-09-2002, 06:08 PM	#7
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Okey... that was the funniest thing I read this week...

02-09-2002, 06:18 PM	#8
Rikard_OHF Beholder Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: Het Hertogdom Gelre!!!!! Age: 40 Posts: 4,364	I can't say This wasn't funny But on a side note Most Chinese don't even know what The USA is let alone hate it __________________ [img]\"http://confed.xl-designs.com/siggeh18.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[bunny]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/bunny.gif\" /> Return of the Bunny Army! <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[bunny]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/bunny.gif\" />

02-09-2002, 08:15 PM	#9
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	Heh heh, my favourite bit was when it said that Saddam Hussein said 'and a secret handshake, ours is wicked cool.' __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

02-09-2002, 08:51 PM	#10
norompanlasolas Avatar Join Date: November 13, 2001 Location: madrid, spain... made in argentina Age: 48 Posts: 569	rotflmao!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] this is so good i am forced to translate it and send it over. and yes, it does sound like its onion material. __________________ no

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