The Gender Gap at the ATM

Arvon · 01-25-2002, 01:05 PM

Gender Differences Using an ATM

HIS

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Insert card

3. Enter PIN number and account

4. Take cash, card and receipt

HER

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Check makeup in rearview mirror

3. Shut off engine

4. Put keys in purse

5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine

6. Hunt for card in purse

7. Insert card

8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it

9. Enter PIN number

10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.

11. Hit "cancel"

12. Re-enter correct PIN number

13. Check balance

14. Look for envelope

15. Look in purse for pen

16. Make out deposit slip

17. Endorse checks

18. Make deposit

19. Study instructions

20. Make cash withdrawal

21. Get in car

22. Check makeup

23. Look for keys

24. Start car

25. Check makeup

26. Start pulling away

27. STOP

28. Back up to machine

29. Get out of car

30. Take card and receipt

31. Get back in car

32. Put card in wallet

33. Put receipt in checkbook

34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook

35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook

36. Check makeup

37. Put car in gear, reverse

38. Put car in drive

39. Drive away from machine

40. Travel 3 miles

41. Release parking brake

Sir ReGiN · 01-25-2002, 01:09 PM

Oooh nasty..
I like it [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Larry_OHF · 01-25-2002, 01:11 PM

So that's what they are doing, while I am behind them in line, waiting!

01-25-2002, 01:13 PM

Similar situation happened to me at lunch time today as a matter of fact [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ryanamur · 01-25-2002, 01:29 PM

ROTFLMAO, nasty but how true! [img]smile.gif[/img]

DiabloRex · 01-25-2002, 06:36 PM

LOL!

and its all true [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-25-2002, 08:47 PM

lol
When they do that I honk at them and give them dirty looks, and they usually either yell at me or give me dirty looks back and then i give them a bit o' the old [img]graemlins/finger2.gif[/img] and by that time they are either really confused or pissed off so they just leave or they continue to fumble about cluelessly and then tell their friends about this jerk in line behind them at the ATM. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] either way I could care less!

Yorick · 01-25-2002, 10:12 PM

For those not familiar with American culture, they have the phenomena of the drive-through-bank. Or should that be spelt drive-thru, in the spirit of boro? (borough)

And they wonder why the nation has health problems.....

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 01-25-2002: Message edited by: Yorick ]

01-25-2002, 01:05 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Gender Differences Using an ATM HIS 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt HER 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror 3. Shut off engine 4. Put keys in purse 5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine 6. Hunt for card in purse 7. Insert card 8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it 9. Enter PIN number 10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes. 11. Hit "cancel" 12. Re-enter correct PIN number 13. Check balance 14. Look for envelope 15. Look in purse for pen 16. Make out deposit slip 17. Endorse checks 18. Make deposit 19. Study instructions 20. Make cash withdrawal 21. Get in car 22. Check makeup 23. Look for keys 24. Start car 25. Check makeup 26. Start pulling away 27. STOP 28. Back up to machine 29. Get out of car 30. Take card and receipt 31. Get back in car 32. Put card in wallet 33. Put receipt in checkbook 34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook 35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook 36. Check makeup 37. Put car in gear, reverse 38. Put car in drive 39. Drive away from machine 40. Travel 3 miles 41. Release parking brake __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-25-2002, 01:09 PM	#2
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 43 Posts: 2,563	Oooh nasty.. I like it [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

01-25-2002, 01:29 PM	#5
Ryanamur Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Montréal, Canada Age: 50 Posts: 1,763	ROTFLMAO, nasty but how true! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ An idiot will only play Russian roulette with an automatic pistol! Thank God they only do it once! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" />

01-25-2002, 06:36 PM	#6
DiabloRex Elminster Join Date: July 2, 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 460	LOL! and its all true [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://everspoon.mine.nu\" target=\"_blank\">Everspoon Temple</a>

01-25-2002, 08:47 PM	#7
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	lol When they do that I honk at them and give them dirty looks, and they usually either yell at me or give me dirty looks back and then i give them a bit o' the old [img]graemlins/finger2.gif[/img] and by that time they are either really confused or pissed off so they just leave or they continue to fumble about cluelessly and then tell their friends about this jerk in line behind them at the ATM. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] either way I could care less! __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-25-2002, 01:11 PM	#3
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	So that's what they are doing, while I am behind them in line, waiting!

01-25-2002, 01:13 PM	#4
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	Similar situation happened to me at lunch time today as a matter of fact [img]smile.gif[/img]

01-25-2002, 10:12 PM	#8
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 53 Posts: 9,246	For those not familiar with American culture, they have the phenomena of the drive-through-bank. Or should that be spelt drive-thru, in the spirit of boro? (borough) And they wonder why the nation has health problems..... [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 01-25-2002: Message edited by: Yorick ] __________________ http://www.hughwilson.com

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