I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD!

John D Harris · 01-13-2002, 08:37 PM

I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD!
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car, I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I'm going to wash the car...
But first I'm going to go through the mail.
I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trash can is full.
OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out, but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first.
Now where is my checkbook? Oops...there's only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk. Oh, there's the coke I was drinking...I'm going to look for those checks...
But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer, oh maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while...I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some water...
I set the coke on the counter and uh oh! There's my glasses...I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.
I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots--Aaaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch television so I'd better put it back in the family room where it belongs.
I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do!!??!!
End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter, flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys!
When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because: I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!! I realize this is a serious condition and I'd get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...

Grand-Ranger · 01-13-2002, 09:44 PM

ROFL!!

Surley there must be some cure for this diease. Maybe you need a big glass of MEMORY

01-13-2002, 11:29 PM

LOL, classic!!!

slackerboy · 01-14-2002, 01:09 AM

the doctor said i have add, blah, blah, blah, something, something something... I wasnt listening.

Sir Byronas · 01-14-2002, 11:08 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Grand-Ranger:

Maybe you need a big glass of MEMORY

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!

John D Harris · 01-14-2002, 07:18 PM

quote:
Originally posted by slackerboy:
the doctor said i have add, blah, blah, blah, something, something something... I wasnt listening.

How have you been Slack,long time no see....er...hear....er....read
yeah that's it READ.

*\Conan/* · 01-14-2002, 10:10 PM

I had blah blah before, I use to walk 6 miles to school with half a shoe bothered by this bad stuff. [img]smile.gif[/img] COOTS!!!

[ 01-14-2002: Message edited by: *\Conan/* ]

Staralfur · 01-15-2002, 08:17 AM

LOL - very funny.

I'm not sure it's just an age thing, this sort of thing happens to me quite a lot. Although, I think the best example I know of is my 20 year old house mate who left an egg on the boil for half an hour, becuase 'he got distracted'. (He is also the only person I know to ever have burnt something in the microwave).

Moiraine · 01-15-2002, 01:50 PM

My son is 10, he is exactly like that, and from a Mum's point of view, this a terrible terrible disease ! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Morgeruat · 01-15-2002, 02:21 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Staralfur:
LOL - very funny.

I'm not sure it's just an age thing, this sort of thing happens to me quite a lot. Although, I think the best example I know of is my 20 year old house mate who left an egg on the boil for half an hour, becuase 'he got distracted'. (He is also the only person I know to ever have burnt something in the microwave).

does popcorn count? if so then you know two *smiles sheepishly*

01-13-2002, 08:37 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD! Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder... This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car, I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I'm going to wash the car... But first I'm going to go through the mail. I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the trash can is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out, but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first. Now where is my checkbook? Oops...there's only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk. Oh, there's the coke I was drinking...I'm going to look for those checks... But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer, oh maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while...I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some water... I set the coke on the counter and uh oh! There's my glasses...I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first. I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots--Aaaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch television so I'd better put it back in the family room where it belongs. I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do!!??!! End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter, flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys! When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because: I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!! I realize this is a serious condition and I'd get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail... __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

01-13-2002, 09:44 PM	#2
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	ROFL!! Surley there must be some cure for this diease. Maybe you need a big glass of MEMORY __________________ <br /><br />So if in the shaddows look behind you, because thats where the ranger will be.

01-14-2002, 01:09 AM	#4
slackerboy Gold Dragon Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: smyrna, tn, usa Age: 47 Posts: 2,506	the doctor said i have add, blah, blah, blah, something, something something... I wasnt listening. __________________

01-14-2002, 11:08 AM	#5
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 36 Posts: 1,463	quote: Originally posted by Grand-Ranger: Maybe you need a big glass of MEMORY LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!! __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

01-14-2002, 07:18 PM	#6
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	quote: Originally posted by slackerboy: the doctor said i have add, blah, blah, blah, something, something something... I wasnt listening. How have you been Slack,long time no see....er...hear....er....read yeah that's it READ. __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

01-13-2002, 11:29 PM	#3
Lothar Guest Posts: n/a	LOL, classic!!!

01-14-2002, 10:10 PM	#7
\Conan/ Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Virginia, USA Age: 63 Posts: 1,512	I had blah blah before, I use to walk 6 miles to school with half a shoe bothered by this bad stuff. [img]smile.gif[/img] COOTS!!! [ 01-14-2002: Message edited by: \Conan/ ] __________________ \\Conan/
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01-15-2002, 08:17 AM	#8
Staralfur Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 45 Posts: 786	LOL - very funny. I'm not sure it's just an age thing, this sort of thing happens to me quite a lot. Although, I think the best example I know of is my 20 year old house mate who left an egg on the boil for half an hour, becuase 'he got distracted'. (He is also the only person I know to ever have burnt something in the microwave). __________________ We\'ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.\"<br />Robert Wilensky <br /><br />\"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?\" <br />Screaming Lord Sutch<br /><br />If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

01-15-2002, 01:50 PM	#9
Moiraine Anubis Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps Age: 60 Posts: 2,474	My son is 10, he is exactly like that, and from a Mum's point of view, this a terrible terrible disease ! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://grumble.free.fr/img/romuald.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br />The missing link between ape and man is us.

01-15-2002, 02:21 PM	#10
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 44 Posts: 5,421	quote: Originally posted by Staralfur: LOL - very funny. I'm not sure it's just an age thing, this sort of thing happens to me quite a lot. Although, I think the best example I know of is my 20 year old house mate who left an egg on the boil for half an hour, becuase 'he got distracted'. (He is also the only person I know to ever have burnt something in the microwave). does popcorn count? if so then you know two smiles sheepishly __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

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