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12-04-2001, 05:40 AM
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Harper
 Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
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...When you are sleeping in the morning and there is no one in the house...and someone CALLS on the damn phone!!! And run wake up, not sure were you are (or when) suddenly realise it's the phone and you have to answer and run down. Almost kill yourself on the stairs and when you are finally down... the phone has stopped calling... and you woke up for nothing...
Well I do, it just happened now. Well since I'm up I might as well post... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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12-04-2001, 05:45 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 40
Posts: 4,864
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RULE ONE: BUY A CORDLESS PHONE
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12-04-2001, 05:59 AM
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Harper
Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
Posts: 4,706
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Hahaha, actually we have one...but it was downstairs...Oh the irony [img]smile.gif[/img]
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12-04-2001, 06:19 AM
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Banned User
Join Date: June 16, 2001
Location: Uppland
Posts: 711
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Rule #2: Trash the phone and rely on internet
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12-04-2001, 08:36 AM
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Galvatron
 Join Date: May 9, 2001
Location: The backwoods in Georgia *sigh*
Age: 41
Posts: 2,151
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Rule #3 have two phones! One downstairs, and one upstairs.
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12-04-2001, 09:34 AM
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Gold Dragon
 Join Date: August 11, 2001
Location: The land of blonde virgins
Age: 43
Posts: 2,563
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Rule #4!
Don't care about the stupid phone! Sleep! For the good of mankind [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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12-04-2001, 09:45 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: I live inside of my mind.....
Age: 54
Posts: 3,234
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Rule #5 get an answering machine to take care of it or at least get a caller ID!
then you can sleep all you want!
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12-04-2001, 01:24 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 61
Posts: 7,387
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#7: If all else fails, turn off the danged ringer! NOTHING is that important, unless you're waiting to hear whether or not you got a job.
Like as not it was one of those telemarketers. 
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12-04-2001, 01:26 PM
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 Join Date: November 12, 2001
Location: Netherlands
Age: 56
Posts: 522
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#8:if turning off the ringer fails,remove all phones from your house.
If people want to reach you let them send an e-mail
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