A Good Reason to Drink Beer

Arvon · 10-29-2001, 04:07 PM

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.
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CuteCotton · 10-29-2001, 04:14 PM

LOL damn too bad i'm underage!! pssttt do you think tha'ts hwat enstein did to make himself so smart????

O.O*cutecotton*o.O

Ronn_Bman · 10-29-2001, 04:16 PM

I knew there had to be good reasons to drink beer.

"I don't really like the buzz, honey, I'm just defragmenting my brain"

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10-29-2001, 04:31 PM

LOL!

I think you could get away with that too

Personally, I'm not convinced though

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and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

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Elif Godson · 10-29-2001, 05:03 PM

AS if one need's a reason..

Medically speaking it has been shown that 1 beer a day canhelp
improve brain activity.

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Lord of Alcohol · 10-29-2001, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elif Godson:
AS if one need's a reason..

Medically speaking it has been shown that 1 beer a day canhelp
improve brain activity.

Hey that means I'm a GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I drink FAR more than one a day!

10-29-2001, 05:45 PM

ICEHOUSE
Grilled to a 34 degree state of perfection will prevent any good cells from being effected

Out of all the beer I have tried I think my favorite is Weis with a slice of lemon extremely chilled as well. Well, I have got some defragmenting to do

LOL

Lord of Alcohol!!!!
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*\Conan/*

[This message has been edited by Conan (edited 10-29-2001).]

Elif Godson · 10-29-2001, 05:50 PM

I have to go with, depending on occasion:
Guiness,Hackershoir(sp), or corona with a slice of lime

Black and Tan is always a pleaser.

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Official Slayer of Pest's in Cloudy's Kitchen
Blessed is the Warlock
Advisor to the Lady Lioness for Kitchen raid's and such...

Hiram Sedai · 10-29-2001, 05:51 PM

I drink Miller Genuine Draft, Moosehead, or Yuengling. I do get much more philosophical when drunk. I can also string some good obscenities together.

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Boppa · 10-29-2001, 06:10 PM

I been drinking beer for some time now - perhaps since before you were born?? It was my 65th birthday today. I think everyone should have something to believe in, so I think I believe I'll have a beer!! I don't get fancy with this stuff as who knows what they are drinking after a couple anyway?? Plain old BUD suits me fine. No need to spend big bucks on stuff like some of those German beers, STELLA ARTOIS, etc. - I only have to impress myself!!!

10-29-2001, 05:51 PM	#9
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 918	I drink Miller Genuine Draft, Moosehead, or Yuengling. I do get much more philosophical when drunk. I can also string some good obscenities together. ------------------ "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McCloskey Token lackwit of HADB Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue Long lost brother of DragonMage Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]

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10-29-2001, 04:07 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. ------------------ Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale. [img]http://photos.msn.com/ImageServer/Image.aspx?Image=0h9xCkj4Yyo6VbTdcNrmhglJSkAWB6C9t TOROQgn3fkyYtQWT3Eo5!RPgsmdH04n21ZwArZk8VKBbX7q5c5 lh23jcuzjC4vocaQon2R*tBX0hngEwtOVHHj6OKZ0rh88XD71 vZnc3mLWF6Mw5RgJlGRrW4g0paUjrmYDwYo15UXRaQbSHBupT kwDp1sihKI5KQfFzBJxw!gXksOi7t3lD!ZTBlxa9qvi9gayw w9qx0D!4Zab7O9X9f8yCidhW!JhfKwTjmW9vKtQUaPtdZBAU6v MyvQ6O3gsKR11htpXuzFv!SOAoeeWWyhXiM5nk*x3EBn6RBuzi 80lKL1VXIMZ2dOvOZLQ[/img]

10-29-2001, 04:14 PM	#2
CuteCotton Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: October 26, 2001 Location: PBG, MD, DD, HQ Posts: 48	LOL damn too bad i'm underage!! pssttt do you think tha'ts hwat enstein did to make himself so smart???? O.Ocutecottono.O

10-29-2001, 04:16 PM	#3
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 58 Posts: 5,177	I knew there had to be good reasons to drink beer. "I don't really like the buzz, honey, I'm just defragmenting my brain" ------------------ "Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins." [This message has been edited by Ronn_Bman (edited 10-29-2001).]

10-29-2001, 04:31 PM	#4
Legolas the Elven Archer Guest Posts: n/a	LOL! I think you could get away with that too Personally, I'm not convinced though ------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings Legolas: Supreme Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Only Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Maintainer of the as of yet unopened Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website Feeling lonely but waiting until tomorrow...

10-29-2001, 05:03 PM	#5
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 52 Posts: 3,089	AS if one need's a reason.. Medically speaking it has been shown that 1 beer a day canhelp improve brain activity. ------------------ The Ruby Rouge of the ALSB Official Slayer of Pest's in Cloudy's Kitchen Blessed is the Warlock Advisor to the Lady Lioness for Kitchen raid's and such...

10-29-2001, 05:45 PM	#7
Conan Guest Posts: n/a	ICEHOUSE Grilled to a 34 degree state of perfection will prevent any good cells from being effected Out of all the beer I have tried I think my favorite is Weis with a slice of lemon extremely chilled as well. Well, I have got some defragmenting to do LOL Lord of Alcohol!!!! ------------------ \Conan/ [This message has been edited by Conan (edited 10-29-2001).]

10-29-2001, 05:50 PM	#8
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 52 Posts: 3,089	I have to go with, depending on occasion: Guiness,Hackershoir(sp), or corona with a slice of lime Black and Tan is always a pleaser. ------------------ The Ruby Rouge of the ALSB Official Slayer of Pest's in Cloudy's Kitchen Blessed is the Warlock Advisor to the Lady Lioness for Kitchen raid's and such...

10-29-2001, 06:10 PM	#10
Boppa Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: Coventry, R.I.,U.S.A. Posts: 30	I been drinking beer for some time now - perhaps since before you were born?? It was my 65th birthday today. I think everyone should have something to believe in, so I think I believe I'll have a beer!! I don't get fancy with this stuff as who knows what they are drinking after a couple anyway?? Plain old BUD suits me fine. No need to spend big bucks on stuff like some of those German beers, STELLA ARTOIS, etc. - I only have to impress myself!!!

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