how do you approach...

250 · 10-11-2001, 08:59 AM

a mice in your kitchen?

all newbies:
are gonna be nice to the mice just in case this mice is an oldbie to his kitchen

John D Harris:
is gonna kill it for American people!

Larry:
is not gonna kill it, because it doesnt worth the bullet.

Memnoch:
is gonna give the mice tiny boxing gloves so it has a fair chance to fight before he dies

DeuxCentCequante:
is gonna kill it outright

Rikard:
is gonna kill it outright, but less effective. since he is not as mature

Cloudbringer:
Welcome to the kitchen!

Yorick:
sings beautiful melody, trying to manipulate the mice for his own evil needs

Ladyzekke:
iz gawna bee nish wiz de lido mish and tell 'im tu getsh hish flendz and join her fer wuteva reazonz

Ziroc:
you can stay here as long as you don't spam

Sazarc:
PLEASE show respect

Bahamut:
is gonna sit there and do nothing because he suddenly felt so listless...

Wolfgir:
just die!

Moni:
would adopt mouse and his entire extended family, and would find her collection of mice increasing daily as all the neighbours dropped their mice around for her to look after.

Silver Cheetah:
you can steal mine, but I will not kill you just so that I can break the cycle of hatred...

DragonMage:
is gonna tell the mice that it is not right to steal, not right to do this, not right to do that... and it should live a better life by getting up early and go to work (250's note:

)

Skywalker:
is gonna put a label named "George W. Bush" on the mice and then kill it, then kill it again, then kill it over and over

Lord of Acohol:
is gonna swear there is a ■■■■■■■ mice in the kitchen!

H. Sedai:
is gonna he is gonna use his Teeth of Talking +3 and Helmet of Convicing +2 and talk about RPG and how cool his BGII characters are with the mice all night.

Mouse:
is gonna party for finding a mutual understanding partner

Fljotsdale:
will kill it just to prove there is NO GOD!!!!

Avatar:
Chinese pride!! YAY!! **kills the mice**

J.J.
is gonna play with the mice till he is tired, then kill it slowly... then cook it... **hmmmm, white meat**

Moridin:
if the stocks on animal is doing good, he will treat it like a god.

Lioness:
awww.... how cute!

Azurewolf:
if 250 is gonna kill it, I will pet it just to piss him off... since he beat me on pool 5 to nothing...

Epona:
is gonna have a nice conversation with the little thing so that she might convince him to leave on his own behave

Liliara:
SMACK!! YEA! now who is the woman??!!

Ertai:
aghhhh... there is a mice here?

Astaldo711:
is gonna excersize his sarcasim just to annoy the mice

Nachtrafe:
is gonna be surprised that nobody understood Astaldo711's sarcasim

Moraine:
is gonna kill it when she gets back

Black Knight:
is gonna watch and study the mice for mounths before he makes a move (stop lurking and come post!)

Melsuine:
is gonna adopt it to keep Fluffy company...

Dio:
is gonna study his own behavior and asks questions such as "why do I want to kill the mice?" "is there an alternative way?" "am I going with the popular flow here?" "is there anythign wrong with the popular belief?"

Link:
as long as he admits I am the coolest, he can stay.

www.cffl.com
WHY DID YOU STEAL MY COOKIES? WHY DID YOU DRINK MY MILK?? YOU CONTROL FREAK!!! then leave and come back with a different ID just to get banned

Jake:
hehehehe... heh heh heh.. haha... buahahahaha, **trys to piss the mice off, sadistic laugh**

Kaz:
is gonna cry because people are such meanie weanie to the mice

Drake
is going to have a good laugh at every ones attempt to kill this mouse

Grand-Ranger:
is gonna live co-exsit in peace with the mice

AboveTheRimYo:
why are you all so blind to see the truth???!!! if I say it is dead, then it is DEAD! period, end of discussion

[This message has been edited by 250 (edited 10-11-2001).]

Epona · 10-11-2001, 09:04 AM

250, this is freakin' hilarious!

Most of them seemed really spot on.
I would change Moni's though - I think she would be horrified at the thought of killing a mouse, quickly or slowly. How about:

Moni: would adopt mouse and his entire extended family, and would find her collection of mice increasing daily as all the neighbours dropped their mice around for her to look after.

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

250 · 10-11-2001, 09:13 AM

done, changed many things, and ADDED many new names as well

suggest ya read it over

thanks!

DragonMage · 10-11-2001, 09:28 AM

This is very amusing, 250. You should do well on the Corruption Test (which I'm resending to those that didn't get it last night when J.J. sent it). I would fall under Moni's category. I tend to adopt small furries and then spoil them rotten and then wonder why they are so rotten.

Only one thing, though - I don't think Silver Cheetah would convince the mouse to be a Christian. I think she's posted that she's kindof aethiestic or something. I don't remember her saying she's Christian. Now, Yorick, on the other hand IS. Without a doubt and no reservations thank you very much.

Sazerac · 10-11-2001, 09:29 AM

OMG!! That is just too freakin' funny! I needed a great laugh from my "kender bard" this morning! Too good, 250!

Man, we have some talent on this board!

Oh, yes, what DragonMage said about Silver Cheetah. SC, I believe, would fight for the rights of ALL mice to exist wherever they wish!

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[This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 10-11-2001).]

AzureWolf · 10-11-2001, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 250:
Azurewolf:
if 250 is gonna kill it, I will pet it just to piss him off... since he beat me on pool 5 to nothing...

[This message has been edited by 250 (edited 10-11-2001).]

Your damn right about the petting bit. But I would have won two of those games if I had remembered to sink the black ball in the right hole!!!

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Overlord of all that I behold and anything that i happen to not notice either.

Founding Hamlet of the HADB.

250 · 10-11-2001, 09:33 AM

just changed to something....

Harkoliar · 10-11-2001, 09:34 AM

THIS IS TOTALLY HILLARIOUS !!!

glad you posted this thing

note: i didnt see yours 250 about that mice.. what is it?

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Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

250 · 10-11-2001, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harkoliar:
note: i didnt see yours 250 about that mice.. what is it?

there is a hint about me... if you watched the recent event about 250 VS Rikard...

Drake · 10-11-2001, 09:37 AM

Drake
is going to have a good laugh at every ones attempt to kill this mouse.

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj A.K.A MR.Drake
the HADB thug and keeper of Neil

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10-11-2001, 08:59 AM	#1
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	a mice in your kitchen? all newbies: are gonna be nice to the mice just in case this mice is an oldbie to his kitchen John D Harris: is gonna kill it for American people! Larry: is not gonna kill it, because it doesnt worth the bullet. Memnoch: is gonna give the mice tiny boxing gloves so it has a fair chance to fight before he dies DeuxCentCequante: is gonna kill it outright Rikard: is gonna kill it outright, but less effective. since he is not as mature Cloudbringer: Welcome to the kitchen! Yorick: sings beautiful melody, trying to manipulate the mice for his own evil needs Ladyzekke: iz gawna bee nish wiz de lido mish and tell 'im tu getsh hish flendz and join her fer wuteva reazonz Ziroc: you can stay here as long as you don't spam Sazarc: PLEASE show respect Bahamut: is gonna sit there and do nothing because he suddenly felt so listless... Wolfgir: just die! Moni: would adopt mouse and his entire extended family, and would find her collection of mice increasing daily as all the neighbours dropped their mice around for her to look after. Silver Cheetah: you can steal mine, but I will not kill you just so that I can break the cycle of hatred... DragonMage: is gonna tell the mice that it is not right to steal, not right to do this, not right to do that... and it should live a better life by getting up early and go to work (250's note: ) Skywalker: is gonna put a label named "George W. Bush" on the mice and then kill it, then kill it again, then kill it over and over Lord of Acohol: is gonna swear there is a ■■■■■■■ mice in the kitchen! H. Sedai: is gonna he is gonna use his Teeth of Talking +3 and Helmet of Convicing +2 and talk about RPG and how cool his BGII characters are with the mice all night. Mouse: is gonna party for finding a mutual understanding partner Fljotsdale: will kill it just to prove there is NO GOD!!!! Avatar: Chinese pride!! YAY!! kills the mice J.J. is gonna play with the mice till he is tired, then kill it slowly... then cook it... hmmmm, white meat Moridin: if the stocks on animal is doing good, he will treat it like a god. Lioness: awww.... how cute! Azurewolf: if 250 is gonna kill it, I will pet it just to piss him off... since he beat me on pool 5 to nothing... Epona: is gonna have a nice conversation with the little thing so that she might convince him to leave on his own behave Liliara: SMACK!! YEA! now who is the woman??!! Ertai: aghhhh... there is a mice here? Astaldo711: is gonna excersize his sarcasim just to annoy the mice Nachtrafe: is gonna be surprised that nobody understood Astaldo711's sarcasim Moraine: is gonna kill it when she gets back Black Knight: is gonna watch and study the mice for mounths before he makes a move (stop lurking and come post!) Melsuine: is gonna adopt it to keep Fluffy company... Dio: is gonna study his own behavior and asks questions such as "why do I want to kill the mice?" "is there an alternative way?" "am I going with the popular flow here?" "is there anythign wrong with the popular belief?" Link: as long as he admits I am the coolest, he can stay. www.cffl.com WHY DID YOU STEAL MY COOKIES? WHY DID YOU DRINK MY MILK?? YOU CONTROL FREAK!!! then leave and come back with a different ID just to get banned Jake: hehehehe... heh heh heh.. haha... buahahahaha, trys to piss the mice off, sadistic laugh Kaz: is gonna cry because people are such meanie weanie to the mice Drake is going to have a good laugh at every ones attempt to kill this mouse Grand-Ranger: is gonna live co-exsit in peace with the mice AboveTheRimYo: why are you all so blind to see the truth???!!! if I say it is dead, then it is DEAD! period, end of discussion [This message has been edited by 250 (edited 10-11-2001).]

10-11-2001, 09:04 AM	#2
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 54 Posts: 5,164	250, this is freakin' hilarious! Most of them seemed really spot on. I would change Moni's though - I think she would be horrified at the thought of killing a mouse, quickly or slowly. How about: Moni: would adopt mouse and his entire extended family, and would find her collection of mice increasing daily as all the neighbours dropped their mice around for her to look after. ------------------ Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Epona of The Laughing Hyenas Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

10-11-2001, 09:13 AM	#3
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	done, changed many things, and ADDED many new names as well suggest ya read it over thanks!

10-11-2001, 09:28 AM	#4
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 56 Posts: 2,767	This is very amusing, 250. You should do well on the Corruption Test (which I'm resending to those that didn't get it last night when J.J. sent it). I would fall under Moni's category. I tend to adopt small furries and then spoil them rotten and then wonder why they are so rotten. Only one thing, though - I don't think Silver Cheetah would convince the mouse to be a Christian. I think she's posted that she's kindof aethiestic or something. I don't remember her saying she's Christian. Now, Yorick, on the other hand IS. Without a doubt and no reservations thank you very much.

10-11-2001, 09:29 AM	#5
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	OMG!! That is just too freakin' funny! I needed a great laugh from my "kender bard" this morning! Too good, 250! Man, we have some talent on this board! Oh, yes, what DragonMage said about Silver Cheetah. SC, I believe, would fight for the rights of ALL mice to exist wherever they wish! ------------------ [This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 10-11-2001).]

10-11-2001, 09:33 AM	#7
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	just changed to something....

10-11-2001, 09:34 AM	#8
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	THIS IS TOTALLY HILLARIOUS !!! glad you posted this thing note: i didnt see yours 250 about that mice.. what is it? ------------------ Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

10-11-2001, 09:37 AM	#10
Drake Baaz Draconian Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: ? Age: 41 Posts: 729	Drake is going to have a good laugh at every ones attempt to kill this mouse. ------------------ Drake A.K.A. bocaj A.K.A MR.Drake the HADB thug and keeper of Neil

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