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07-13-2001, 04:03 PM
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Knight of the Rose
 Join Date: January 8, 2001
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Found this and had to post it:
Please note its nuch better if you sing it aloud to the tume of Bohemian Rhapsody  Indian Curry Rhapsody To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody... Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead. Naan, dinner's just begun But now I'm gonna crap it all away. Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras. Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers down my spine Rectum aching all the time Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan, ooh, ooh This doopiaza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all. ...guitar solo... I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat! Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo loo loo loo) I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined... Here it comes There it goes Technicolor yawn I chunder No! It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO) On my knees, I'm on my knees On his knees, Oh, there he goes This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts Poor me.. poor me...poor meee! ...guitar solo... So you think you can chunder and then feel alright? So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here. ...guitar solo...slow bit... Korma, sag or bhuna bhaji, balti or naan Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meee.... Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh *ahem*....well....there's not much to be said about that  ------------------ 
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07-13-2001, 04:41 PM
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My God, Jerome! I am in serious pain here! I just laughed so hard I curried all over the chair!!!
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07-13-2001, 04:45 PM
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Elminster
 Join Date: June 2, 2001
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ROTFLMFAO. I gotta copy that.
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07-13-2001, 06:42 PM
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Takhisis Follower
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Mandurah, West Australia
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Good one Jerome - laughed my way through - loved the middle choruses, they fit very well.
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07-13-2001, 06:54 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 60
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Hahahah, Jerome, that was a side-splitter! Not immature at all, unless one considers humor to be immature (and I don't want to meet anyone who feels like that!)
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07-13-2001, 07:00 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: March 17, 2001
Location: England
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 That was a real cheer up! Thx Jerome. ------------------    
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07-13-2001, 07:09 PM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
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Ah, toilet humor
 My favorite  I'll never listen to Queen quite the same way again...! |
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07-13-2001, 08:35 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: May 31, 2001
Location: UK
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kiwidoc sings the whole thing with several false starts then calms the dog who was terrified at the gales of laughter and picks herself up off the floor.
  Jereome - will you marry me ------------------ There is only one kiwidoc, accept no substitutes  STANDARD OPERATING PROCEEDURE www.judyhope.co.uk [This message has been edited by kiwidoc (edited 07-13-2001).] |
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07-13-2001, 08:59 PM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
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Quote:
LOL, sorry, couldn't help myself
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07-13-2001, 10:06 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
Join Date: May 31, 2001
Location: UK
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Well if you saw the state of my fingers let alone the rest of me the odd typo is forgiveable tonight.
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