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06-25-2001, 07:40 PM
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Takhisis Follower
 Join Date: April 30, 2001
Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now)
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Time is a great teacher. The only problem is that it kills its pupils.
Suicide is the purest form of self-criticism. I have a feeling of Deja vu and Amnesia both at the same time. I think I've forgotten this once before.... I don't like gherkins and I'm very glad that I don't like them, cos if I liked them, I'd eat them, and I really hate them. If voting ever changed anything, they'd make it illegal. If all the important things could be accomplished with the eyes, then the streets would be covered in dead bodies and pregnant women. If you don't want your kids to hear what you are saying, then say it as though you were addressing them. Everyone who believes in paranormal phenomena, please raise my hand. It is difficult to believe that someone is telling the truth when you know that in their position, you would lie. |
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06-25-2001, 07:43 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: Among the Stars
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
LOL, THESE ARE GREAT!!  ------------------  Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan |
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06-27-2001, 09:21 AM
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Takhisis Follower
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bump
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06-27-2001, 09:29 AM
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Fzoul Chembryl
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LOL! Those are great! Thanks for bumping back to the top Vaskez
 Needed a little humor is this otherwise catastrophic day!------------------  Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig |
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06-28-2001, 08:53 AM
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Elminster
 Join Date: April 28, 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
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06-28-2001, 07:19 PM
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Zartan
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: London, England
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Vaskez, I like your sense of humour.
Got any more Hungarian cop jokes? They apply equally well to cops here too... ------------------  Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Epona of The Laughing Hyenas |
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06-29-2001, 03:22 AM
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Zartan
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. Not sure if he posted them over here though... You should ask Vaskez himself I guess
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06-29-2001, 10:46 AM
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Takhisis Follower
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Guess what? I translated these too....Course I got some more cop jokes, it's just hard to remember which ones I've posted and which ones I haven't.....I'll try to post some more later. |
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06-29-2001, 11:28 AM
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. Jack Handy  Moni ------------------  [This message has been edited by Moni (edited 06-29-2001).] |
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06-29-2001, 11:30 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
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HAHAHAHA! Just what we all needed! I loved :
If voting ever changed anything, they'd make it illegal. and I don't like gherkins and I'm very glad that I don't like them, cos if I liked them, I'd eat them, and I really hate them. LOL Oh, and I like gherkins!  CloudGiggler ------------------  Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..." [This message has been edited by Cloudbringer (edited 06-29-2001).] |
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