10th ORT Building

[Aelia Jusa]

You have entered the tenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

LS has, perhaps unwisely, ungeased Neb. But I think Galadria's up to the challenge [img]tongue.gif[/img] Skye is lost in the labyrinth of levels (sorry, can't help you babe, mouse room's as far as I go ). Speaking of which, Aelia is feeling decidedly squeaky and is looking for a willing (or even unwilling [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] ) partner (Neb, don't get any ideas [img]tongue.gif[/img] ).


Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5-B12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows.

Join the ORT by completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted

Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!

[Galadria1]

(As Beyonce is noisily licking the chocolate milk from Neb's face, Galadria disentangles herself and swims to the side, and hops out. She looks with wonder at the mouse room, but shakes her head decisively)(summons HTS) "Uh, Carson(myr), Aelia, you know, that nice Goddess that you like to lok at so well, seems...restless. Why don't you go over and talk to her. I would, but she doesn't seem to be in the mood for female company." HTS:"Uh, mom, everybody's naked here. Aren't we going to get in trouble?" "Carson{myr), if you're going to be awkward about it, maybe you should finish taking down the Christmas lights." HTS: "Uh, mom, I've got homework to do."

[Neb]

*Gets rid of Beyonce and drags Galadria and Aelia into the Mouse Room for much sqeaky pleasure [img]tongue.gif[/img] *

Sorry, Neb, but Aelia invited me for the mouse room

*SQUEAK!!!!*

Mazaker: "Lost are we? How about we head upwards and clobber anything in the way?"

[Galadria1]

(In the confusion started when LS grabbed Aelia from Neb, she escapes his unscrupulous grasp and jumps back, hiding behind LS)(Summons Martini) "Ha, ha, Neb. Your plot is foiled. Come no closer, or it's redeye city, both in a real and metaphorical way."

awwwww

Hey. Neb, go fish what's left of Binky from the piranha pool - I have an excellent use for the chocolate pool, one of the Chandeliers and a few minor spells

[Neb]

*Neb ponders how to get a hold of Galadria for a while and then turns around and walks away into the heart of the building, a few seconds later he drops out of an air vent just above Galadria and grabs hold of her* Ah ha! I got you this time! Bwahahahha!

*Sigh!* I think it's time to reveal the truth about the mouse cage to these pervy types

Aelia, if you will do the honours?

*Aelia and LS disappear into the mouse cage. They don't close the curtains this time. They get into their jogging bottoms and run full pelt on the Mouse Wheel for a couple of hours (hence the squeaking noises you were getting earlier). Then, afterwards, they change back and exit the mouse cage, hot and sweaty like the other times*

Our secret's out now

[Galadria1]

(Showing a totally heretofore unknown side of her personality, she flips Neb over her shoulder. As he lands his protective goggles skid across the floor. Seeing her chance, she throws the martini in his face.) "Uh, LS, what about the chocolate in places...oh never mind...your own business....none of mine...(mutter)."

[Aelia Jusa]

*puffing from all her exertions, Aelia flops down into her pool lounger*

*looks pointedly at Galadria's thighs* Obviously you haven't been exercising lately, Gal, or you'd know the importance of keeping your energy levels up [img]tongue.gif[/img] . And we all know chocolate is an energy booster. Just slamming it down fast, bound to spill some, that's all [img]tongue.gif[/img]