HADB Overlord Academy

[AzureWolf]

Come one come all!
Welcome to the glorious magnificence of the Overlord's In Training Academy, the recruiting centre for the HADB. We are looking for fine individuals who thrive in merciless slaughter or in lording over lowly serfs. Watch as we take you through a tour of the forboding castles dungeons and witness the horrendous tortures being inflicted upon the servants of good. This ugly scarred little dwarf here will lead the tour, his name is Hiram and if you want to get on his good side (if he has one) bring along a bag of cheetos [img]smile.gif[/img]
On the OTHER hand (which i dont advise) you can be recruited by the goodly Sephiroth and Dragonmage who shall enlighten you on the holy goodness that pervades (and stinks) the higher reaches of the forboding castle. They will teach you how to be nice (i feel nauseous) and how to lead a moralistic (and boring) life of good.
And then In the MIDDLE hand (Yes I have many hands) you have Neb and Sigmar who like to sit on the sidelines of Neutrality and watch the others argue and you can join the fence sitters
Sort of like what that passing interstellar mage told me once about the three orders of bumbling mages in some bumpkin country he called Krynn.
Yes the three orders sits well with me.
The Black Overlords of HADB
The Red Fence Sitters of HADB
The White Do-Gooders of HADB
I guess its easy to guess which order you should join
(And if its not obvious and your extremely dumb (like *cough* Curryman *cough*) than i mean the Overlords!!)

If you feel like joining such a wonderfully illustrious clan than post why you would like to join on this thread, and what new torture techniques you would bring to the fold [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 11-13-2001: Message edited by: AzureWolf ]

[Hiram Sedai]

A moment please, Lord Azure Wolf.

I would petition for a new color for the Clan. I wish to be the Justicar of all things cheesy. My coat will be of an orange color with a Cheeto dispenser on the belt. My cone hat will be Red with White lettering. IAEBC shall be the letters denoting “It ain’t easy being cheesy”.

My cheeto minions and I will assist in the world domination that is due the Clan HADB (may their cats never ralph on their flip flops)

[AzureWolf]

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Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
A moment please, Lord Azure Wolf.

I would petition for a new color for the Clan. I wish to be the Justicar of all things cheesy. My coat will be of an orange color with a Cheeto dispenser on the belt. My cone hat will be Red with White lettering. IAEBC shall be the letters denoting “It ain’t easy being cheesy”.

My cheeto minions and I will assist in the world domination that is due the Clan HADB (may their cats never ralph on their flip flops)

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And the last but not least order of the HADB clan.
The Orange Cheeto Cheesy Surprises.
Personally led by the cheesy surprise himself, Hiram the super-cheeto Justicar [img]smile.gif[/img]
Please enquire within a bag of extra cheesy cheetos for details [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Madman-Rogovich]

World domination eh...tis my hobby......require a megalomaniacal theif/rogue type? do ya?

[Neb]

'Ey! I don't want to be a fence sitter! Can't we have a comfy couch or maybe some armchairs instead?

[AzureWolf]

Megalomaniacs are the excuse overlords have for existence.
Post your name, suitably cheesy rank and choose your order [img]tongue.gif[/img]

And Neb, hows about a luuuuuuurrrvly stuffed giraffe to sit on?

[Link]

And what about good serving Executioners? Am I some sort of teacher/mentor? How to execute? [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Come in! Come in! I'll teach ya the ways of the Executioner! How to chop heads off, without getting your hands dirty!"

Link, teacher at the Black Overlords order, division Execution. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[AzureWolf]

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Originally posted by Link:
And what about good serving Executioners? Am I some sort of teacher/mentor? How to execute? [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Come in! Come in! I'll teach ya the ways of the Executioner! How to chop heads off, without getting your hands dirty!"

Link, teacher at the Black Overlords order, division Execution. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Of course [img]smile.gif[/img]
For those who wish to follow the executioners path then there is the option to go under tutiledge with my personal executioner Link. He will show you how to swing the axe just so and make such a perfect beheading even your mother would be proud [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Link]

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Originally posted by AzureWolf:


Of course [img]smile.gif[/img]
For those who wish to follow the executioners path then there is the option to go under tutiledge with my personal executioner Link. He will show you how to swing the axe just so and make such a perfect beheading even your mother would be proud [img]smile.gif[/img]

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LOL! [img]smile.gif[/img] Anyway, I will try and do my best, teaching all members to become vicious, but most of all, good Semi-Executioners! [img]smile.gif[/img] There can be only one!! [img]graemlins/matrix.gif[/img]

[DragonMage]

Heeeeeeyyy! I resent that! Since when am I all goody-goody??? I encourage Neb in his rambunctiousness and don't stop him until he tries to EAT Deiter! And I dance nekked!!! (and other things I won't mention here ) So I'm not all that moral, now am I???? So you just take that back!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Plus, I like to 'play' with the new recruits (and don't Dragons just make up the loveliest games?) [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Hmmm...like Toss the Newbie, or Flail the Sorcerer. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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