A totally male chauvinistic posting

Knip Dyolf · 12-14-2001, 05:57 AM

Well I finally made it along the road to Arnika.
I strolled into the bank. There was one lonely female teller. Apart from the fact that her attitude was spot on for a bank teller (apologies to any bank employees out there) I was totally taken aback by her ummmm, frontal expression, for want of a better word. I was waiting for her to bust her buttons and blast me with a couple of +38D bazookers LOL.
Gosh I just loveeee this game

Makison · 12-14-2001, 06:14 AM

That seems to be a trait of most of the females in this game...which is not a bad thing at all.

vesselle · 12-14-2001, 07:07 AM

~~knip~~

you should make a point of asking Vi, when you find her, if she wants to have sex with you! LOL!

Lorrac, the bank teller was too real (her personality, not her figure)! UGH! ::shudders:: i've just run into too many tellers exactly like her.
have you asked her if you could see the manager? LOL!! her answer is SO typical, it's hilarious.

i'm so glad you finally got the game!

spoon · 12-14-2001, 10:19 AM

quote:
Originally posted by vesselle:
~~knip~~

you should make a point of asking Vi, when you find her, if she wants to have sex with you! LOL!

lol! I thought I'd be the only one stupid enough to think of that.. dont she make a high heeled shoes comment? All I can remember is me laughing [img]smile.gif[/img] fun game this is

Scronan · 12-14-2001, 11:29 AM

Hi,

I think its funny if you ask the bank teller to join, and she says "Sorry, I don't date clients, pity there are so many of you!".

I'm not exactly sure how to interpret that, I suppose when she's not at the bank she's some kind of wild woman! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Yeah, the game is pretty sexist, all the women seem to be buxom and lithe, why not a few normal looking people? Like maybe a fat Highland Rogue that's had too many cheesy poofs? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Best

Scronan

Elara · 12-14-2001, 12:51 PM

Well, it certainly does seem that the women of Dominus are always very much abreast of any situation..

12-14-2001, 01:04 PM

They seem normal enough to me...maybe you just know the wrong women??? hehehe just kidding

Busty babes is just the way the get drawed [img]smile.gif[/img]

Knarfling · 12-14-2001, 02:21 PM

Lorrac is a wild woman in her off hours. I have a couple of shots of her and a Lay Brother outside. One is just outside of an open door to one of the buildings. I am doing some more inventigative research, but look for her in a possible upcoming Dominus Digest. ( I am working on at least 2 possible issues. )

Knarfling

MornD · 12-14-2001, 02:32 PM

I think the andriod NPC's answer to that particular sensitive qn is more funny...

vesselle · 12-14-2001, 02:39 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Knarfling:
I am doing some more inventigative research, but look for her in a possible upcoming Dominus Digest. ( I am working on at least 2 possible issues. )

Knarfling

YAYAY!!

it's been TOO long since the last ish. hurry it up, already

12-14-2001, 05:57 AM	#1
Knip Dyolf The Magister Join Date: November 29, 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 68 Posts: 126	Well I finally made it along the road to Arnika. I strolled into the bank. There was one lonely female teller. Apart from the fact that her attitude was spot on for a bank teller (apologies to any bank employees out there) I was totally taken aback by her ummmm, frontal expression, for want of a better word. I was waiting for her to bust her buttons and blast me with a couple of +38D bazookers LOL. Gosh I just loveeee this game __________________ \"Listen, strange women lyin\' in ponds distributin\' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. \"<br />Monty Python and the Holy Grail

12-14-2001, 07:07 AM	#3
vesselle Hathor Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: the desert Posts: 2,296	~~knip~~ you should make a point of asking Vi, when you find her, if she wants to have sex with you! LOL! Lorrac, the bank teller was too real (her personality, not her figure)! UGH! ::shudders:: i've just run into too many tellers exactly like her. have you asked her if you could see the manager? LOL!! her answer is SO typical, it's hilarious. i'm so glad you finally got the game! __________________ my best friend is a junkie. what does your best friend do?

12-14-2001, 10:19 AM	#4
spoon Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: November 27, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 26	quote: Originally posted by vesselle: ~~knip~~ you should make a point of asking Vi, when you find her, if she wants to have sex with you! LOL! lol! I thought I'd be the only one stupid enough to think of that.. dont she make a high heeled shoes comment? All I can remember is me laughing [img]smile.gif[/img] fun game this is

12-14-2001, 11:29 AM	#5
Scronan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 315	Hi, I think its funny if you ask the bank teller to join, and she says "Sorry, I don't date clients, pity there are so many of you!". I'm not exactly sure how to interpret that, I suppose when she's not at the bank she's some kind of wild woman! [img]smile.gif[/img] Yeah, the game is pretty sexist, all the women seem to be buxom and lithe, why not a few normal looking people? Like maybe a fat Highland Rogue that's had too many cheesy poofs? [img]smile.gif[/img] Best Scronan __________________ Member of No Clans, Groups or Organizations.<br />But an all around nice guy.

12-14-2001, 12:51 PM	#6
Elara The Magister Join Date: February 28, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 109	Well, it certainly does seem that the women of Dominus are always very much abreast of any situation.. __________________ There is only now. Are we prepared?

12-14-2001, 06:14 AM	#2
Makison Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: NY Posts: 6	That seems to be a trait of most of the females in this game...which is not a bad thing at all.

12-14-2001, 01:04 PM	#7
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	They seem normal enough to me...maybe you just know the wrong women??? hehehe just kidding Busty babes is just the way the get drawed [img]smile.gif[/img]

12-14-2001, 02:21 PM	#8
Knarfling Drow Warrior Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Mesa, AZ, USA Posts: 295	Lorrac is a wild woman in her off hours. I have a couple of shots of her and a Lay Brother outside. One is just outside of an open door to one of the buildings. I am doing some more inventigative research, but look for her in a possible upcoming Dominus Digest. ( I am working on at least 2 possible issues. ) Knarfling __________________ Only two of my personalites have delusions, but one of them is paranoid and the other is out to get him.

12-14-2001, 02:32 PM	#9
MornD Dungeon Master Join Date: December 3, 2001 Location: Singapore Posts: 62	I think the andriod NPC's answer to that particular sensitive qn is more funny... __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1drgat1]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1drgat1.gif\" /> <br />When you were born you alone cried, <br />and everybody else was happy. <br />Live that when you die, <br />you alone are happy, <br />and everybody else is crying.

12-14-2001, 02:39 PM	#10
vesselle Hathor Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: the desert Posts: 2,296	quote: Originally posted by Knarfling: I am doing some more inventigative research, but look for her in a possible upcoming Dominus Digest. ( I am working on at least 2 possible issues. ) Knarfling YAYAY!! it's been TOO long since the last ish. hurry it up, already __________________ my best friend is a junkie. what does your best friend do?

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