Movie Quotes Poll

[Dreamer128]

Simple enough. Leave a top 5 (or more, for the movie addicts among us) of your favorite movie quotes behind for our entertainment.

1. "That's a damn shame." - Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction
2. "What are you going to do? Bleed on me?" - King Arthur, MP: Quest for the Holy Grail
3. "Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple, stripped naked and started dancing on top of a harpsichord singing 'Cunning plans are here again'." - Edmund Blackadder, Blackadder's Christmas Carol
4. "I AM the senate!" - Emperor Palpatine, Revenge of the Sith
5. "It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality." - The Bride, Kill Bill I

[Target]

Five quotes...I’ll have to think about that... so in no particular order.

1) He is no mere Ranger He is Aragon, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance. – Legolas, Fellowship of the Ring

2) Wipe them out...All of them. - Senator Palpatine – The Phantom Menace.

3) I’ll cut his heart out with a spoon!! Why Cousin? Because it’ll hurt more you fool!! – Sheriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

4) Smoke me a kipper...I’ll be back for breakfast!! ‘Ace’ Rimmer – Red Dwarf.

5) From this day forth I shall be know as...The Black Vegetable! Wait my lord, wouldn’t something like the Black Adder sound better? No wait, from this day forth I shall be known as ...The Black Adder...ha ha haaaa – Black Adder and Baldrick form Black Adder the First.

I hope I’ve remembered them correctly.

[Zink Whistlefly]

In no particular order:

1. Steve Martin, Planes, Trains & Automobiles - "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere with f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. And I really didn't care to f***ing walk down a f***ing highway and across a f***ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my f***ing face. I want a f***ing car RIGHT F***ING NOW!" (LMAO)

2. Edward Norton, Fight Club - "I just wanted to destroy something that was beautiful"

3. Robert Duval, Apocalypse Now - "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

4. Bill Paxton, Aliens - "Game Over man, Game Over"

5. Rick Morrains, Space Balls - "We're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed!"

[Dreamer128]

Originally posted by Target: 5) From this day forth I shall be know as...The Black Vegetable! Wait my lord, wouldn’t something like the Black Adder sound better? No wait, from this day forth I shall be known as ...The Black Adder...ha ha haaaa – Black Adder and Baldrick form Black Adder the First.

Heh.. that one was hillarious. Even if the first season wasn't quite as good as the others, that part was pure gold. Blackadder: "What is your name?" Baldrick: "Baldrick, my lord." Blackadder: "You're a funny little man. I think I shall call you... Baldrick. Baldrick: And I shall call you my lord, my lord.

[Link]

There are plenty of movie quotes from Spaceballs that are hilarious

"There's only one man that would dare use the raspberry jam on me.... Lonestar!!"
*camera bumps into Dark Helmet's face*

--

"Before you die, there's something you need to know, Lonestar!"
- "What?!"
"I'm your brother's, sister's, uncle's, nephew's former roommate!"
*looks baffled* - "And what does that make us?"
"NOTHING! And that's exactly what you are to become!"


Of course, the dialogues could be somewhat different, but the joke's all the same [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Target]

Originally posted by Dreamer128: [/qb]

Heh.. that one was hillarious. Even if the first season wasn't quite as good as the others, that part was pure gold. Blackadder: "What is your name?" Baldrick: "Baldrick, my lord." Blackadder: "You're a funny little man. I think I shall call you... Baldrick. Baldrick: And I shall call you my lord, my lord. [/QB][/QUOTE]

Yes the amount of quotes you can get for 'Blackadder' is amazing, and that "and I shall call you my lord, my lord", is another superb one!!

[Dreamer128]

Yes, come to think of it, many Blackadders episodes are little more then an excuse to use as many cynical one-liners as humanly possible.

[mad=dog]

How could we forget Dirty Harry?
"I know what you are thinking. Did he shot 6 times or just 5? But this being a 44 magnum - the single most powerful handgun in the world - you gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you... punk?"

[VulcanRider]

"What's wrong with this picture?" Bill Paxton, watching a naked Terminator approach...

Another from the same movie:
Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?
[the Terminator visualizes: 'POSSIBLE RESPONSE: YES/NO; OR WHAT?; GO AWAY; PLEASE COME BACK LATER; F### YOU, A$$HOLE']
The Terminator: F*** you, a$$hole.

Fandango:
Phillip:You are the most irresponsible person I have ever met.
Gardner: Well, somebody had to be.

Also:
[talking about skydiving]
Mr. Hicks, do you want me to go first and show you how it's done? [Hicks stares in shock] Oh, wow. What a space cadet I am. If I go first, who'll land the plane?

Jaws:
Hooper: You were on the Indianapolis?
Brody: What happened?
Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

And:
Quint: [seeing Hooper's equipment] What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-Shark cage.
Quint: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.