Action Figures for the Gael Serran

Sazerac · 02-17-2001, 01:30 PM

It's the trend nowadays to come out with action-figure toys on the basis of just about every movie or game (Pokemon, Star Wars, etc.). Here's some ideas for action figures or dolls from Wizards and Warriors:

Gorthius Action Figure: Cute rogue doll that runs for 5 minutes before self-destructing.

Mekdawa Action Figure: Uses 1 Energizer(tm) battery. Put it in and he just keeps on going, and going, and going . . .

Freyedies Action Figure: Cheerfully makes any item you want while you steal his parts from his backside.

Lysandra Doll: Comes anatomically correct. Tusk of Lust sold separately.

Scabban Doll: Melts over any substance. When pressed correctly, spews out a foul-smelling gas. Slime pack sold separately. Parents love this one!

Boogre Queen Barbie Doll: Comes with ability to transform other dolls and action figures into Boogre Dolls. When button on her back is pressed, she makes an assorted array of unorthodox noises.

Talking Sabastio Doll: No explanation needed. If you're smart, you won't buy the batteries.

Amazoni Mantrap Action Figures: Equipped with a homing device that detects any movement and tracks the moving object anywhere. When in range, releases a foul-smelling noxious green gas at the object. Great for gag gifts! Put one in your big sister's shoe closet for a real hoot!

Erathsmedor Action Figure: When activated, flies around the room and sprays moving objects with a jet of butane. Later, he will give you another toy that's worth far less than you thought it would be, but it stops him from flying around anymore. Can be used alternatively as a cigarette lighter.

Kerah the Protector Action Figure: When activated, urges you on to fame and glory. Has been known to suddenly go berserk and attack you. Just dip her in holy water and she's back to normal.

Scanthril Doll: When activated, sends you on a random errand. When you come back for your reward, sends you on another random errand. When you come back for your reward, sends you on another random errand. When you come back . . .

Torin Action Figure: When string is pulled, speaks in a ridiculously exaggerated oriental accent. Comes with a set of arrows that can be given to him or removed from him at whim.

Jathil Action Figure: Wanders around your house looking for a graveyard that no longer exists. Giving him a scroll of information has no effect on his behavior.

G'Ezzered Ra Action Figure: Comes with removable heart that fits on a small thumbtack. Urn of Black Flame sold separately.

These are just a few ideas. Feel free to add to the list, or make amendments to the ones listed here already!

Have fun,
Sazerac

skywalker · 02-17-2001, 01:50 PM

Rethpian Action Figure: Comes with a headless rat accessory. Gee, I wonder where the rat's head went? Yuch!

Mark

02-17-2001, 02:08 PM

Hespheastus Action Figure: Walks blindly into immobile objects and turns around at a 160 degree angle only to proceed towards the next immoblie object and repeat the process until the batteries run down or the "Off" switch is activated.

A must have for todays 40-something parents as it will be a fond reminder of the trains and firetrucks of their own childhood days.

Sazerac · 02-17-2001, 02:29 PM

Moni: Hephaetus Action Doll also comes with a wide assortment of funky John Lennon and Elton John glasses!

LOL! I loved it!

-Saz

02-17-2001, 02:34 PM

LOL Sazerac! Thanks!

Also available for this doll: an assortment of facial bandages (mostly tape for regularly broken nose) and sets of new shoes to replace the ones which end up with worn out soles!

; )
Moni

02-17-2001, 03:51 PM

oops! sorry!

02-17-2001, 04:00 PM

Statue of Kerah action figure : has a luscious butt ...err I mean bottom! faceless, winged, curvy figure with a voice button on her back! Press the button and you'll hear her lilting voice cooing for you to rest yourself into her arms.... problem is...she does not have any arms! UnBreakable! comes with a golden armulet with the scription on it!

Highland Raider action figure: a rogue comes with a sword and a voice button. Comes with 3 phrases: "You're outnumbered!" "He thinks he's a hero!" "Surrender your gold!"

to add: Saz's Lysandra Doll: Comes anatomically correct. Tusk of Lust sold separately.

perhaps she should comes with voice button too! she giggles, she lures, and she bites! must be 18 or older to purchase this comely figure.

Why wait? Buy Now!

Scronan · 02-17-2001, 07:01 PM

I couldn't resist this one:

1. Shinwiki Action Figure - Comes with a button that when pressed, says three different phrases. "Toad village is for TOADS." "Ukabu, come here." "Shinwiki like many things." Make sure to buy the accesory pack, the magical bag of yellow, and Shinwiki's Spear, which looks deadly but is a very worthless item.

2. Ratling Ninja - Your favourite hairy rodent. Complete with Ninja outfit, shruiken and if you shake him, he yells "Chit chit, yah pays fah pies!". Pies not included.

3. Gorthius Solder - A plain looking man that stands at attention shouting "Talk to Gorthius, not me!" over and over again. It even works if you remove the batteries. Some say it is powered by Kerah herself! Great for parties and social events.

4. Moat Pirana Bathtub Toy - This amazing little self powered toy is great for those hot days in the pool. Simply wind him up, and the little annoying fish will continually nip at your toes until you stop to smash him to bits. Great for the kiddies!

5. Gael Serran Model Horse - Made out of pure Adamantium, this amazing action figure only weighs a scant 5 pounds, but can safely hold up to any amount of weight without breaking! Drop it, smash it, drive over it with your car, even shoot it with Daddy's 12 Gauge! It will never break! A must for all you equstrians out there!

All items come with a 30 day money back guarantee. Void were prohibited by law, may not be sold to Pixies.

Scronan

Sazerac · 02-17-2001, 07:01 PM

Another one:

Kol the Heretic action figure: Claims its the Chosen One to anyone who will listen. Other action figures disagree with it. Comes with set of keys and serpent staff. For some reason, it's a good idea not to get this one too close to the Erathsmedor action figure.

-Sazerac

Sazerac · 02-17-2001, 07:03 PM

LOL Scronan! I think that's the closest anyone has come to posting on a thread! Not a second difference!

Great suggestions! Love 'em all!

-Saz

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02-17-2001, 01:30 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	It's the trend nowadays to come out with action-figure toys on the basis of just about every movie or game (Pokemon, Star Wars, etc.). Here's some ideas for action figures or dolls from Wizards and Warriors: Gorthius Action Figure: Cute rogue doll that runs for 5 minutes before self-destructing. Mekdawa Action Figure: Uses 1 Energizer(tm) battery. Put it in and he just keeps on going, and going, and going . . . Freyedies Action Figure: Cheerfully makes any item you want while you steal his parts from his backside. Lysandra Doll: Comes anatomically correct. Tusk of Lust sold separately. Scabban Doll: Melts over any substance. When pressed correctly, spews out a foul-smelling gas. Slime pack sold separately. Parents love this one! Boogre Queen Barbie Doll: Comes with ability to transform other dolls and action figures into Boogre Dolls. When button on her back is pressed, she makes an assorted array of unorthodox noises. Talking Sabastio Doll: No explanation needed. If you're smart, you won't buy the batteries. Amazoni Mantrap Action Figures: Equipped with a homing device that detects any movement and tracks the moving object anywhere. When in range, releases a foul-smelling noxious green gas at the object. Great for gag gifts! Put one in your big sister's shoe closet for a real hoot! Erathsmedor Action Figure: When activated, flies around the room and sprays moving objects with a jet of butane. Later, he will give you another toy that's worth far less than you thought it would be, but it stops him from flying around anymore. Can be used alternatively as a cigarette lighter. Kerah the Protector Action Figure: When activated, urges you on to fame and glory. Has been known to suddenly go berserk and attack you. Just dip her in holy water and she's back to normal. Scanthril Doll: When activated, sends you on a random errand. When you come back for your reward, sends you on another random errand. When you come back for your reward, sends you on another random errand. When you come back . . . Torin Action Figure: When string is pulled, speaks in a ridiculously exaggerated oriental accent. Comes with a set of arrows that can be given to him or removed from him at whim. Jathil Action Figure: Wanders around your house looking for a graveyard that no longer exists. Giving him a scroll of information has no effect on his behavior. G'Ezzered Ra Action Figure: Comes with removable heart that fits on a small thumbtack. Urn of Black Flame sold separately. These are just a few ideas. Feel free to add to the list, or make amendments to the ones listed here already! Have fun, Sazerac

02-17-2001, 01:50 PM	#2
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 64 Posts: 3,097	Rethpian Action Figure: Comes with a headless rat accessory. Gee, I wonder where the rat's head went? Yuch! Mark

02-17-2001, 02:08 PM	#3
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Hespheastus Action Figure: Walks blindly into immobile objects and turns around at a 160 degree angle only to proceed towards the next immoblie object and repeat the process until the batteries run down or the "Off" switch is activated. A must have for todays 40-something parents as it will be a fond reminder of the trains and firetrucks of their own childhood days.

02-17-2001, 02:29 PM	#4
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	Moni: Hephaetus Action Doll also comes with a wide assortment of funky John Lennon and Elton John glasses! LOL! I loved it! -Saz

02-17-2001, 02:34 PM	#5
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	LOL Sazerac! Thanks! Also available for this doll: an assortment of facial bandages (mostly tape for regularly broken nose) and sets of new shoes to replace the ones which end up with worn out soles! ; ) Moni

02-17-2001, 04:00 PM	#7
adam mage Guest Posts: n/a	Statue of Kerah action figure : has a luscious butt ...err I mean bottom! faceless, winged, curvy figure with a voice button on her back! Press the button and you'll hear her lilting voice cooing for you to rest yourself into her arms.... problem is...she does not have any arms! UnBreakable! comes with a golden armulet with the scription on it! Highland Raider action figure: a rogue comes with a sword and a voice button. Comes with 3 phrases: "You're outnumbered!" "He thinks he's a hero!" "Surrender your gold!" to add: Saz's Lysandra Doll: Comes anatomically correct. Tusk of Lust sold separately. perhaps she should comes with voice button too! she giggles, she lures, and she bites! must be 18 or older to purchase this comely figure. Why wait? Buy Now!

02-17-2001, 07:01 PM	#8
Scronan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 315	I couldn't resist this one: 1. Shinwiki Action Figure - Comes with a button that when pressed, says three different phrases. "Toad village is for TOADS." "Ukabu, come here." "Shinwiki like many things." Make sure to buy the accesory pack, the magical bag of yellow, and Shinwiki's Spear, which looks deadly but is a very worthless item. 2. Ratling Ninja - Your favourite hairy rodent. Complete with Ninja outfit, shruiken and if you shake him, he yells "Chit chit, yah pays fah pies!". Pies not included. 3. Gorthius Solder - A plain looking man that stands at attention shouting "Talk to Gorthius, not me!" over and over again. It even works if you remove the batteries. Some say it is powered by Kerah herself! Great for parties and social events. 4. Moat Pirana Bathtub Toy - This amazing little self powered toy is great for those hot days in the pool. Simply wind him up, and the little annoying fish will continually nip at your toes until you stop to smash him to bits. Great for the kiddies! 5. Gael Serran Model Horse - Made out of pure Adamantium, this amazing action figure only weighs a scant 5 pounds, but can safely hold up to any amount of weight without breaking! Drop it, smash it, drive over it with your car, even shoot it with Daddy's 12 Gauge! It will never break! A must for all you equstrians out there! All items come with a 30 day money back guarantee. Void were prohibited by law, may not be sold to Pixies. Scronan

02-17-2001, 07:03 PM	#10
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	LOL Scronan! I think that's the closest anyone has come to posting on a thread! Not a second difference! Great suggestions! Love 'em all! -Saz

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