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Old 01-08-2001, 11:42 AM   #1
adam mage
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I was walking around in the woods, minding my own business.....
and I looked down towards the ground....

GAH! I have no feet nor legs!
what happened to them?
better question yet: If I have no legs, what am i doing walking?
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Old 01-08-2001, 11:52 AM   #2
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Do you believe in MAGIC??

Start!

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Old 01-08-2001, 11:56 AM   #3
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Missing legs huh? Didn't you know that all characters are experts in the art of meditation. Levitation. They all have their legs folded under them, that's why you don't see them. And when you look behind you from under you, well they are pretty good at doing 180's. Why else would they make characters at such a young age? Well, that is about my only reasonable explaination. Either that, or that have a bad sickness called Invisalegitus. I would just say, it's better that way. No legs, less problems.
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Old 01-08-2001, 01:54 PM   #4
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If you can't see your feet or your legs . . . I would say fewer ales at the inn and more adventuring . . . have I got a diet for you . . . . it is called only eat what you kill. Other than worgurs, there isn't much I care to eat out here. Oh, was working on a recipe for brandied spider eggs but if I have to kill it then the brandy is out of the question. Dilemma.
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Old 01-08-2001, 06:49 PM   #5
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Adam: I'll have another drink....

barkeeper: you still look thirsty...
Adam: another one!

barkeeper: you still look thristy...
Adam: *hic* keep them comin' barkeeper! I still see my feet!
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Old 01-10-2001, 12:19 AM   #6
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I believe these belong to you! May I suggest the leather pants +2 to protect them from the elements.
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Old 01-10-2001, 02:01 AM   #7
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Found at the Crypt: one slightly used pair of legs, to claim describe.

Can't wait adam.
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Old 01-10-2001, 09:38 AM   #8
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well Lily --- I dunno they were kinda used and bony.....
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