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Old 10-24-2003, 10:38 AM   #1
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Just a couple of one-liners


Q. How do you sink a Targos ship?
A. Put it in water.

Q: Have you heard what happened to the Targos National Library?
A: Someone stole the book.

Q: Have you heard what happened to the man who was making fun of the size of the Ten Towns Army?
A: The four of them took him and threw him in prison.

Q: How did the Legion Of The Chimera conquer the Ten Towns so fast?
A: They marched in backwards so the guards thought they were leaving.

Q: Why does the new Targos navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see the old Targos navy.
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Old 10-27-2003, 09:13 AM   #2
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APPLAUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Another REAL GOOD joke at last !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-27-2003, 04:59 PM   #3
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HAHA i like the last one....!!!
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Old 10-28-2003, 04:35 PM   #4
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LOL! Keep`em coming! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I especially liked the last one. [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]
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