10-24-2003, 10:38 AM | #1 |
Legion Symbol
Join Date: February 14, 2002
Location: Ireland
Age: 39
Posts: 7,368
|
Just a couple of one-liners
Q. How do you sink a Targos ship? A. Put it in water. Q: Have you heard what happened to the Targos National Library? A: Someone stole the book. Q: Have you heard what happened to the man who was making fun of the size of the Ten Towns Army? A: The four of them took him and threw him in prison. Q: How did the Legion Of The Chimera conquer the Ten Towns so fast? A: They marched in backwards so the guards thought they were leaving. Q: Why does the new Targos navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see the old Targos navy.
__________________
ZFR |
10-27-2003, 09:13 AM | #2 |
Manshoon
Join Date: December 3, 2001
Location: Germany
Age: 59
Posts: 199
|
APPLAUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Another REAL GOOD joke at last !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
Die groessten Elche sind selber welche ... |
10-27-2003, 04:59 PM | #3 |
Red Wizard of Thay
Join Date: October 26, 2002
Location: USA
Age: 34
Posts: 858
|
HAHA i like the last one....!!!
__________________
I\'m back boys... |
10-28-2003, 04:35 PM | #4 |
Symbol of Moradin
Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
Age: 36
Posts: 8,554
|
LOL! Keep`em coming! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I especially liked the last one. [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
The Ten Towns | Dragonshadow | Icewind Dale | Heart of Winter | Icewind Dale II Forum | 6 | 07-09-2004 10:46 AM |
British are anti-Bush not anti-american | Donut | General Discussion | 1 | 11-18-2003 09:38 AM |
Jokes Collum, Send in your best jokes here!! | Dude 77 | Wizards & Warriors Forum | 2 | 02-24-2003 11:53 AM |
3Ed, Ten Towns and You | Lord Brass | Icewind Dale | Heart of Winter | Icewind Dale II Forum | 5 | 09-11-2002 11:22 PM |
Anti-Violence!, Anti-Death Penalty! pro CRPG? | MagiK | General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) | 37 | 09-21-2001 10:40 PM |